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Post here if you want to roll up a SUPA KAWAII MAIDO DESU
« on: March 01, 2010, 01:02:36 AM »
Maid RPG: The Game of Tables Within Tables Within Giant Robots.  The PCs are maids vying to gain favor in the service of the master of a mansion.  I know there are already Maid character generators out there but FUCK YOU MAKE A FACE MELTING BACK STORY just try it.  Copypasta sans Code... code and add colons before and after the dice xdy entries.  

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First order of business is rolling 2d6 6 times and dividing by 3 for the six attributes:
[b]athletics[/b]
dice 2d6
[b]affection[/b]
dice 2d6
[b]skill[/b]
dice 2d6
[b]cunning[/b]
dice 2d6
[b]luck[/b]
dice 2d6
[b]will[/b]
dice 2d6

Next are the Maid Types. Roll 1d6 twice (or 2d6 to save space since the individual results are shown as well as the total):
[b]maid types[/b]
dice 2d6

Maid Colors! Roll d66 (tens and ones place) 3 times for uniform, eye, and hair colors (in that order):
[b]uniform[/b]
dice 2d6
[b]eyes[/b]
dice 2d6
[b]hair[/b]
dice 2d6

For Special Qualities, roll d66 twice and 1d6 twice to determine her 2 super traits (this is where the tables in tables comes in):
[b]special quality 1[/b]
dice 2d6
dice 1d6
[b]special quality 2[/b]
dice 2d6
dice 1d6

Maid Roots and her Stress Explosion (how the character freaks out when stressed out) are both determined by a d66 roll.  Ah, what the hell, how about a Maid Weapon as well:
[b]maid roots[/b]
dice 2d6
[b]stress explosion[/b]
dice 2d6
[b]maid weapon[/b]
dice 2d6

Your maid also has a Maid Power, decided by a 1d6 roll on a table of her highest attribute:
[b]maid power[/b]
dice 1d6

Let's see what happens!
« Last Edit: March 01, 2010, 01:05:03 AM by Sean-o-tron »

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Re: Post here if you want to roll up a SUPA KAWAII MAIDO DESU
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2010, 01:06:54 AM »
First order of business is rolling 2d6 6 times and dividing by 3 for the six attributes:
athletics
Rolling 2d6:
(2+4): Total = 6

affection
Rolling 2d6:
(2+4): Total = 6

skill
Rolling 2d6:
(4+3): Total = 7

cunning
Rolling 2d6:
(2+3): Total = 5

luck
Rolling 2d6:
(3+2): Total = 5

will
Rolling 2d6:
(4+4): Total = 8


Next are the Maid Types. Roll 1d6 twice (or 2d6 to save space since the individual results are shown as well as the total):
maid types
Rolling 2d6:
(5+1): Total = 6


Maid Colors! Roll d66 (tens and ones place) 3 times for uniform, eye, and hair colors (in that order):
uniform
Rolling 2d6:
(1+6): Total = 7

eyes
Rolling 2d6:
(1+4): Total = 5

hair
Rolling 2d6:
(2+6): Total = 8


For Special Qualities, roll d66 twice and 1d6 twice to determine her 2 super traits (this is where the tables in tables comes in):
special quality 1
Rolling 2d6:
(5+6): Total = 11

Rolling 1d6:
(2): Total = 2

special quality 2
Rolling 2d6:
(2+2): Total = 4

Rolling 1d6:
(4): Total = 4


Maid Roots and her Stress Explosion (how the character freaks out when stressed out) are both determined by a d66 roll.  Ah, what the hell, how about a Maid Weapon as well:
maid roots
Rolling 2d6:
(4+4): Total = 8

stress explosion
Rolling 2d6:
(6+3): Total = 9

maid weapon
Rolling 2d6:
(4+1): Total = 5


Your maid also has a Maid Power, decided by a 1d6 roll on a table of her highest attribute:
maid power
Rolling 1d6:
(1): Total = 1

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Re: Post here if you want to roll up a SUPA KAWAII MAIDO DESU
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2010, 01:29:59 AM »
Name: Mary Sue Tokugawa

athletics: 2
affection: 2
skill: 2-1=1
cunning: 1
luck: 1+1=2
will: 2

Maid Types: Boyish (ath+1,ski-1) / Lolita (luc+1,ath-1)

uniform: vermilion
eyes: pink
hair: indigo

s.q. 1: trauma - killed your parents
s.q. 2: albino

maid roots: infiltrator
stress explosion: spoiled child
maid weapon: axe/hatchet

maid power: immune to pain


Mary Sue Tokugawa is a noted member of the [REDACTED] yakuza clan, having beheaded her own mother and father, fellow yakuza, with an axe to gain approval of Boss [REDACTED] at a very young age.  For her first mission she has been sent to keep tabs on and hopefully gain favor with the heir apparent of her rival clan, Honda [REDACTED], being taken in as a maid out of pity for her albino state.  She is quite frightening in her appearance and apparent lack of nervous system, but is still very young and throws temper tantrums if things don't go her way for long enough.  Plus, she might chop a few people along the way.
« Last Edit: March 01, 2010, 01:34:49 AM by Sean-o-tron »

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Re: Post here if you want to roll up a SUPA KAWAII MAIDO DESU
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2010, 12:51:19 PM »
I'll do anything gaming related at least once so...


First order of business is rolling 2d6 6 times and dividing by 3 for the six attributes:
athletics
Rolling 2d6:
(3+4): Total = 7

affection
Rolling 2d6:
(1+5): Total = 6

skill
Rolling 2d6:
(2+1): Total = 3

cunning
Rolling 2d6:
(4+6): Total = 10

luck
Rolling 2d6:
(5+3): Total = 8

will
Rolling 2d6:
(5+2): Total = 7


Next are the Maid Types. Roll 1d6 twice (or 2d6 to save space since the individual results are shown as well as the total):
maid types
Rolling 2d6:
(2+3): Total = 5


Maid Colors! Roll d66 (tens and ones place) 3 times for uniform, eye, and hair colors (in that order):
uniform
Rolling 2d6:
(6+3): Total = 9

eyes
Rolling 2d6:
(3+6): Total = 9

hair
Rolling 2d6:
(6+2): Total = 8


For Special Qualities, roll d66 twice and 1d6 twice to determine her 2 super traits (this is where the tables in tables comes in):
special quality 1
Rolling 2d6:
(4+6): Total = 10

Rolling 1d6:
(3): Total = 3

special quality 2
Rolling 2d6:
(2+2): Total = 4

Rolling 1d6:
(6): Total = 6


Maid Roots and her Stress Explosion (how the character freaks out when stressed out) are both determined by a d66 roll.  Ah, what the hell, how about a Maid Weapon as well:
maid roots
Rolling 2d6:
(2+6): Total = 8

stress explosion
Rolling 2d6:
(5+1): Total = 6

maid weapon
Rolling 2d6:
(1+1): Total = 2


Your maid also has a Maid Power, decided by a 1d6 roll on a table of her highest attribute:
maid power
Rolling 1d6:
(5): Total = 5


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Re: Post here if you want to roll up a SUPA KAWAII MAIDO DESU
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2010, 02:29:22 PM »
TTTAAADDDDD
athletics: 2
affection: 2+1=3
skill: 1
cunning: 3
luck: 2
will: 2-1=1

maid types: Sexy(cun+1,will-1) / Pure(aff+1,cun-1)

uniform: gold
eyes: gold
hair: indigo

s.q. 1: accessory - spikes (your maid uniform has spikes attached to it in some way)
s.q. 2: albino (you have no pigment; you're not necessarily completely colorless, this could simply be a very pale complexion)

maid roots: illegitimate child (you're an illegitimate child; from a legal standpoint you are no different from the master)
stress explosion: shopping (you go crazy spending your money on shopping)
maid weapon: mop/broom (you fight with a broom or mop; this is a maid's basic fighting style)

maid power: windows of the soul (you understand the master's feelings better than anyone, and can offer careful help [game rule shit])

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Re: Post here if you want to roll up a SUPA KAWAII MAIDO DESU
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2010, 02:40:16 PM »
:C looks like only Ross gets to do for-fun character roll up threads in "RPGs".

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Re: Post here if you want to roll up a SUPA KAWAII MAIDO DESU
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2010, 02:42:21 PM »
:C looks like only Ross gets to do for-fun character roll up threads in "RPGs".

I moved the thread because I thought you were actually going to do something with it. It really fits better here.
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Re: Post here if you want to roll up a SUPA KAWAII MAIDO DESU
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2010, 02:45:19 PM »
I understand, I'm just being a little bitch about it  :)

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Re: Post here if you want to roll up a SUPA KAWAII MAIDO DESU
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2010, 02:48:22 PM »
Best Maid Ever:

First order of business is rolling 2d6 6 times and dividing by 3 for the six attributes:
athletics
Rolling 2d6:
(6+6): Total = 12

affection
Rolling 2d6:
(4+1): Total = 5

skill
Rolling 2d6:
(3+2): Total = 5

cunning
Rolling 2d6:
(4+6): Total = 10

luck
Rolling 2d6:
(6+2): Total = 8

will
Rolling 2d6:
(1+5): Total = 6


Next are the Maid Types. Roll 1d6 twice (or 2d6 to save space since the individual results are shown as well as the total):
maid types
Rolling 2d6:
(2+4): Total = 6


Maid Colors! Roll d66 (tens and ones place) 3 times for uniform, eye, and hair colors (in that order):
uniform
Rolling 2d6:
(4+2): Total = 6

eyes
Rolling 2d6:
(3+3): Total = 6

hair
Rolling 2d6:
(6+4): Total = 10


For Special Qualities, roll d66 twice and 1d6 twice to determine her 2 super traits (this is where the tables in tables comes in):
special quality 1
Rolling 2d6:
(5+3): Total = 8

Rolling 1d6:
(4): Total = 4

special quality 2
Rolling 2d6:
(4+1): Total = 5

Rolling 1d6:
(2): Total = 2


Maid Roots and her Stress Explosion (how the character freaks out when stressed out) are both determined by a d6 roll.  Ah, what the hell, how about a Maid Weapon as well:
maid roots
Rolling 2d6:
(2+4): Total = 6

stress explosion
Rolling 2d6:
(6+6): Total = 12

maid weapon
Rolling 2d6:
(6+5): Total = 11


Your maid also has a Maid Power, decided by a 1d6 roll on a table of her highest attribute:
maid power
Rolling 1d6:
(5): Total = 5
« Last Edit: March 01, 2010, 02:50:11 PM by Mckma »

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Re: Post here if you want to roll up a SUPA KAWAII MAIDO DESU
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2010, 03:27:53 PM »
MCKMAAA

athletics: 4
affection: 1-1=0 (btw a zero means you automatically fail when trying to do something relating to that skill)
skill: 1+1=2
cunning: 3+1=4
luck: 2
will: 2-1=1

maid types: sexy(cun+1,will-1) / cool(skill+1,aff-1)

uniform: sky blue
eyes: yellow
hair: silver

s.q. 1: injury - whip scars (your back and such is covered with painful-looking welts from whippings you received (AND MAY POSSIBLY BE STILL RECEIVING OH HO HO?))
s.q. 2: uniform - china dress (you wear a chinese-style cheongsam maid uniform)

maid roots: orphan (you are an orphan adopted by the master or his parents)
stress explosion: player choice (let the player to your left decide for you) ... hmm, how about RACING? (you get into whatever car or vehicle is handy and go for a drive at at least twice the speed limit)
maid weapon: internal weapons (you have some kind of weapons installed in your body)

maid power: giant weapon (you can attack with a giant weapon [rules stuff])


Alright, I need to see some backstories outta you people.  I want to see how you tie everything together.

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Re: Post here if you want to roll up a SUPA KAWAII MAIDO DESU
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2010, 03:54:20 PM »
Holy crap I thought you were sucked into the void. Are you still planning on playing Dom? We did land without a fake out last time. That was less stressful. Now you have robot arms coming out of your space suit. How cool is that?

When I get home, maybe I'll try to roll up a maid.
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Re: Post here if you want to roll up a SUPA KAWAII MAIDO DESU
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2010, 04:24:53 PM »
This game doesn't make any sense!

Hmmm, I'm gonna need a little time to think here.

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Re: Post here if you want to roll up a SUPA KAWAII MAIDO DESU
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2010, 04:31:55 PM »
I think I'm done with Rogue Trader for a while, at least.  I actually have 2 IRL games and a job now, so scheduling would end up being way too retarded a task.  Sorry I've been completely absent on the between-games thread, I'm just not a play-by-poster.  But man, those ROBO-ARMS might bring me back...

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Re: Post here if you want to roll up a SUPA KAWAII MAIDO DESU
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2010, 04:57:35 PM »
Well you got roughly one month to sort out your life before the next main event so keep it in mind.

Alright, so I've got a solid gold uniform with spikes and I'm supposed to be sexy and pure and also an illegitimate child who occationally spontaneously shops. And I fight with a broom.

And I'm an albino who sees soulds through windows or something.

I think I can make this work... eventually.

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Re: Post here if you want to roll up a SUPA KAWAII MAIDO DESU
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2010, 05:11:17 PM »
The maid power Windows Of The Soul refers to the phrase "the eyes are the windows to the soul," as in one can read a lot into a person by their eyes.  Basically it means you are super insightful when it comes to the master of the mansion, perhaps having known him a long time or maybe just because your maid is both Sexy and Pure.  Anyway, not trying to be pretentious, just throwing ideas out there.