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Death by Thumbs
January 26, 2008
Written by Ab3
Mixed by Ross Payton
Me: “OK you walk into the room and see a group of Hobgoblins sharpening their weapons.”
Psycho Dave: “I flash my talisman of the Dark Gods and order them to bow down to the might of Azathoth.”
Me: “They bow before you.”
Psycho Dave: “Then I behead them.”
Performed by the RPPR crew
Chris Farmer
Tom Church
Patrick & Karee Williams
Aaron, David, and Ross Payton
Synopsis: Ab3 finds himself running a a two month Dungeons and Dragons campaign, as Deviant Boy, Aesnath, Weasly Crusher, Psycho Dave, El Disgusto and Ol’ Yellowbelly explore the Dungeon of Nasty Doom. Some quest for the Gemstone of MacGuffin while other players search for the Blade of Gory Cleaving. Of course, between the players’ volatile personalities and the many dangerous enemies of the dungeon, the odds are against Ab3 and his gaming buddies actually finishing the campaign. Fortunately, his pain is our comedy. Listen in to learn who suffers DEATH BY THUMBS!
This rant was originally posted on Rpg.net.
Posted by Ross at 2:07am
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Ab3 Rant #17: The Bad Rifts Project
March 17, 2007
My pallet desires pie but what kind of pie? The patriotic fervor of apple? The esoteric revelations of blueberry? Perhaps the October dream that is pumpkin? Or perhaps the culinary dichotomy known as rhubarb?
Ab3 tries playing Palladium’s darling rpg, Rifts, at a local Denny’s. Of course, between El Disgusto’s obsession with ninjas and Blobert’s Smith’s lurid descriptions of transexual singing post apocalyptic nurses, Ab3 is in more than he bargained for. Take a seat at the table for The Bad Rifts Project.The Bad Rifts Project was originally posted on RPG.net and used with permission of the author.
Written by AlBruno the 3rd
Performed by RPPR
Edited by Chris Farmer
Ab3 - Chris Farmer
Weasly Crusher - Aaron Carstein
Blobert Smith - Ross Payton
El Disgusto - Tom Church
Deviant Boy - Patrick Seth Williams
Police Officer - David Norman
Collateral Darren - Jason Ariciu
Sam the Waitress - Karee Kimple
Police Officer - David Norman
Posted by Ross at 6:08pm
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Ab3 rant #18: The D&D Session That Mostly Wasn’t
January 13, 2006
“Why ever be out of character? It’s so much nicer in there. Player characters don’t have problems with girlfriends and jobs and a rash that just won’t go away…â€
Sometimes getting everyone in the same room at the same time to play D&D isn’t enough. Ab3 discovers that reality often eclipses the mightiest of in game dilemmas. Who would have imagined that a roomful of geeks crowded together wouldn’t all get along? Find out the secret of the nacho cheese in The D&D Session that Mostly Wasn’t. Written by AlBruno the 3rd
Performed by RPPR
Edited by Chris Farmer
Ab3 - Chris Farmer
Weasly Crusher - Ross Payton
Blobert Smith - Ross Payton
El Disgusto - Tom Church
Deviant Boy - Patrick Seth Williams
Old Yellowbelly - David Norman
Collateral Darren - Jason Ariciu
Police Officer #1 - Karee Kimple
Police Officer #2 - David Norman
Posted by Ross at 4:56pm
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The Achy Breaky Mythos
November 22, 2005
The horrors beyond Time and Space pale in comparison to gaming sometimes. AB3 discovers this as he joins a Call of Cthulhu game run by Biff Bam, a Southern drawl speaking fan of Billy Ray Cyrus. Scrape, Scrape, Scraaapppeee.
Written by Al Bruno III
Edited by Chris Farmer
Cast:
AB3 - Chris Farmer
Biff Bam - Ross Payton
El Disgusto - Tom Church
Weasley Crusher - Aaron Carsten
Cheating Bastard - Ross Payton
Posted by Ross at 10:14pm
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