Stupid Phishers Even Call Themselves Fish

[Setherick]

Got this email this morning - for some reason my spam filter didn't catch it - but it's just too priceless not to share. You know you're a stupid Nigerian phisher when you even call your fake person "Fish".

fromJenny Fish <fishing3@dejazzd.com>
reply-tomrdave.walker09@gmail.com

to
dateMon, Apr 13, 2009 at 7:33 AM
subjectATM Card
mailed-bydejazzd.com

hide details 7:33 AM (3 minutes ago) Reply



This is to officially inform you that (ATM Card
Number;5299751493779935  with a fund worth 6.8 Million Dollars has been accredited in your favor,Please Contact Mr Dave Walker
(mrdave.walker09@gmail.com) With the following, Full Name:
Delivery Address: Age: Occupation: and Phone Number:
Best Regards.
Mr Dave Walker.

[Maze]

That's not why they call her Jenny Fish.

[Setherick]

That's not why they call her Jenny Fish.

Man, it was almost too early to make that joke.

[Boyos]

I once went to a lesbian bar and asked if I can enter the all you can eat fish contest. They were mad at me!

[Setherick]

I once went to a lesbian bar and asked if I can enter the all you can eat fish contest. They were mad at me!

"And like all women, she is a chaotic, evil, thief..."

[Maze]

Speaking of twats.

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I should probably answer something out of principles.

[Tadanori Oyama]

Steve! Send the phone spiders.

[Setherick]

At one time, I looked for the FBI's fraud reporting so that I could just forward them all the Nigerian spammers.

[Boyos]

I once called the FBI reporting my old boss an owner of a video store that had coppied movies onto blank tapes he rented from other video stores to use in his store. They sadly never did anything.

[Tadanori Oyama]

Your boss piss you off or are your an RL rules lawyer?

[Boyos]

Na boss was a huge prick. The rules of the store were, you can eat a little candy while on the clock but you had to pay for the drinks in the fridge. So new years night 1999-2000 me and another guy are stuck there working tell 11pm. litterly the place was packed tell 7pm and then no one else was in the store. so we cleaed the shit outa the place, to try and pass time. Around 10:30 were standing there and I bet him I can brake a Fireball wich is a 5 cent candy with my teeth without sucking on it. So he takes my bet and I do it, he trys and cant. So we throw the wrapers in the trash that we already took out so into the fresh can. The next day my boss opens cus the person who opend called in sick for some odd reason. haha. anyways he found the trash in there and asked why it was not ringed up, so I told him well we were told by the manager that we could eat a little candy and just payed for drinks. He got pissed and threatend to fire me and sue me for a fucking 5 cent candy. I quit about 3 months later.