I brought this up to my students one day after hearing the word "random" thrown about too liberally to describe everything. "My friend is so random." "Wow, that comment was random." "Just a random question" etc.
I told them, "If truly random, then they wouldn't be able to form words together. Their brain couldn't function so they wouldn't be able to say anything. For example, my friend walks up and says 'hiojshindsgfweugeungsangaidgidng.' Wow. That guy is so random."
So, my random question of the day is: when whwhfhiashgduighehgnvndfisnvdsui nnfdfnsufdneufh?
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