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Re: This is the quest that never ends
« Reply #30 on: December 13, 2010, 07:43:32 PM »
To analyze the play, you need to find a high school English teacher because King Lear is a bitch to read.
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Re: This is the quest that never ends
« Reply #31 on: December 13, 2010, 08:06:06 PM »
In order to find the teacher, you have to eat a sandwich. It has vegemite on it. Once you eat it, the teacher will be summoned, angered that you ate his sandwich WHICH HE CLEARLY LABELED

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Re: This is the quest that never ends
« Reply #32 on: December 13, 2010, 10:02:29 PM »
In order to find the teacher, you have to eat a sandwich. It has vegemite on it. Once you eat it, the teacher will be summoned, angered that you ate his sandwich WHICH HE CLEARLY LABELED

He demands that you fix him a new vegemite sandwich - unfortunately after the Big One Down Under of 20X6, all vegemite supplies have been destroyed. You must find a way to travel to an alternate dimension and gain access to that dimension's vegemite.
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Re: This is the quest that never ends
« Reply #33 on: December 13, 2010, 10:27:37 PM »
When you reach the alternate dimension you are told you can find the vegemite in the land down under, but only when the men are at work.

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Re: This is the quest that never ends
« Reply #34 on: December 13, 2010, 10:45:41 PM »
The men are currently not at work due to the shutting down of their national mine system. The mines are swarming with kobolds! Until someone can deal with them, no work shall be done.

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Re: This is the quest that never ends
« Reply #35 on: December 13, 2010, 10:46:34 PM »
You'll need an army to deal with the kobolds. Luckily there is one for hire: a kender army.
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Re: This is the quest that never ends
« Reply #36 on: December 13, 2010, 11:04:21 PM »
IT'S A TRAP!

Nothing good comes from a kender army.

You must kill both armies.

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Re: This is the quest that never ends
« Reply #37 on: December 13, 2010, 11:11:27 PM »
To destory the kender and the kobolds you'll need access to gene talored technology, which in your current time line is accessable only through trade with Lord Zenu.

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Re: This is the quest that never ends
« Reply #38 on: December 14, 2010, 12:26:13 AM »
To destory the kender and the kobolds you'll need access to gene talored technology, which in your current time line is accessable only through trade with Lord Zenu.

He is open to trade negotiations but his advisor is one of your old sworn enemies. You must find a way to frame the advisor for corruption so Zenu will dispose of him.
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Re: This is the quest that never ends
« Reply #39 on: December 14, 2010, 10:52:27 PM »
In order to frame the advisor for corruption, you will need secret information about him from the one person he trusts - your mum.  But whenever she talks about him, she always ends up spiralling into overtly sexual anecdotes, which you can't stand to hear.

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Re: This is the quest that never ends
« Reply #40 on: December 14, 2010, 10:56:46 PM »
In order to frame the advisor for corruption, you will need secret information about him from the one person he trusts - your mum.  But whenever she talks about him, she always ends up spiralling into overtly sexual anecdotes, which you can't stand to hear.

To get past your mom's anecdotes, you must enlist the help of the famed Dr. Freud Jungenstein.
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Re: This is the quest that never ends
« Reply #41 on: December 14, 2010, 11:21:01 PM »
Unfortunately, Doctor Frued is currently in rehab for cocaine addiction.  You must find the famed wizard and addiction specialist Dr. Drew of the Grand Hermetic Order of Hermetically Sealed Hermits from Hermes. 
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Re: This is the quest that never ends
« Reply #42 on: December 15, 2010, 12:02:18 AM »
Unfortunately, Doctor Frued is currently in rehab for cocaine addiction.  You must find the famed wizard and addiction specialist Dr. Drew of the Grand Hermetic Order of Hermetically Sealed Hermits from Hermes. 

I nearly cracked up laughing in front of my supervisor and general manager.  Nice one!

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Re: This is the quest that never ends
« Reply #43 on: December 15, 2010, 12:03:19 AM »
Unfortunately, Doctor Frued is currently in rehab for cocaine addiction.  You must find the famed wizard and addiction specialist Dr. Drew of the Grand Hermetic Order of Hermetically Sealed Hermits from Hermes. 

I nearly cracked up laughing in front of my supervisor and general manager.  Nice one!

Is this the next quest?
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Re: This is the quest that never ends
« Reply #44 on: December 15, 2010, 12:08:08 AM »
Unfortunately, Doctor Frued is currently in rehab for cocaine addiction.  You must find the famed wizard and addiction specialist Dr. Drew of the Grand Hermetic Order of Hermetically Sealed Hermits from Hermes. 

I nearly cracked up laughing in front of my supervisor and general manager.  Nice one!

Is this the next quest?

You ask this of the supervisor and general manager. They stare at you oddly and then phone for the men in white coats. You must find a way to escape from the insane asylum you now find yourself in.
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