[8:00:11 PM] Sam Graebner: ruling out zombies
[8:00:40 PM] Sam Graebner: slendy's standing in teh corner
[8:00:42 PM] Sam Graebner: "sup"
[8:00:46 PM] Matthew: I imagine my character with a long checklist and clipboard doing just that
[8:00:58 PM] Matt: checking our backs
[8:01:04 PM] Matt: moving to cube 1
[8:01:22 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: moving to cube 2
[8:01:38 PM] Sam Graebner: spending sense trouble 2 points
[8:02:00 PM] Matt: woah
[8:02:04 PM] Matt: stuff kinda broke up there
[8:02:24 PM] Sam Graebner: spend a point in shooting
[8:03:19 PM] Matthew: Bet that would feel good
[8:03:30 PM | Edited 8:03:40 PM] Ross Payton: I spend a point in NOT BURNING
[8:03:34 PM | Edited 8:06:27 PM] Matt: lol. spend a point in shooting
[8:04:52 PM] Matthew: 1 down, 39 to go
[8:04:52 PM] Charlie72: Chris is proud
[8:04:59 PM] Matt: heh
[8:05:02 PM] Sam Graebner: killcount 1
[8:05:08 PM] Matt: Crash 1
[8:05:11 PM] Matt: crazy bitch 0
[8:05:46 PM] Sam Graebner: spending a point in stability
[8:06:07 PM] Matt: spending a point in stability
[8:07:10 PM] Charlie72: she explodes
[8:07:42 PM] Matt: /\ this
[8:07:50 PM] Sam Graebner: epic
[8:10:23 PM] Sam Graebner: spending a point in scuffle
[8:10:57 PM] Sam Graebner: patrick's cutting out
[8:11:01 PM] Matt: yep
[8:11:08 PM] Matt: you're going all 8bit at times
[8:11:56 PM] *** Call ended ***
[8:11:59 PM] Charlie72: oh, spent point in Athletics and Sense Trouble
[8:12:01 PM] *** Conference call, duration 1:26:16 ***
[8:13:11 PM] Matt: you cut out again
[8:13:20 PM] Sam Graebner: yeah, bad this time
[8:13:32 PM] Sam Graebner: can't really hear sean either
[8:13:42 PM] Matt: it's patrick
[8:13:54 PM] Matt: sean just loses quality after a bit
[8:14:42 PM] Sam Graebner: spend two points in medic
[8:15:32 PM] Matt: spending a point in shrink
[8:17:01 PM] Matt: mmm, delicious sugared almonds
[8:17:04 PM] Matt: also i can't hear ross
[8:17:06 PM] Sam Graebner: am i the only one it's cutting out for?
[8:17:07 PM] Sam Graebner: ok good
[8:17:11 PM] Matthew: I'm having trouble, but my internet sucks, so that might be it
[8:17:11 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: ross cut out a bit for me
[8:17:31 PM] Matthew: Dropped me from the call?
[8:17:32 PM] Matt: my internet also sucks a bit
[8:17:34 PM] Matt: ditto
[8:17:49 PM] Matt: SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPE!
[8:18:04 PM] Matthew: *shakes fist angrily*
[8:18:27 PM] Matt: i also like that itsays "FEAR ITSELF is calling"
[8:18:31 PM] Matt: "do you answer?"
[8:18:33 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: yeah
[8:19:15 PM] Matt: bio break brb
[8:20:28 PM] Matt: k back
[8:21:49 PM] Matthew: Turns out she's a DEMON!!!!
[8:26:18 PM] Sam Graebner: spending two points in preparedness
[8:27:54 PM] Matt: they copy in black AND white
[8:28:27 PM] Charlie72: Mindlebrot?
[8:28:31 PM] Matt: mandlebrot
[8:28:37 PM] Matthew:
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.daviddarling.info/images/Mandelbrot_set.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.daviddarling.info/encyclopedia/M/Mandelbrot_set.html&h=303&w=400&sz=38&tbnid=q-lgKQHEmQBSBM:&tbnh=94&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmandelbrot%2Bset&zoom=1&q=mandelbrot+set&usg=__nDTzfqWuwbfgYvdIi5CMgDjYwyU=&sa=X&ei=z5waTZKQHoqcsQON5uCJCw&ved=0CDgQ9QEwAQ[8:28:41 PM] Matt: one badass fucking fractal
[8:28:46 PM] Matt: it saves the world in a tiny way
[8:28:46 PM] Ross Payton:
http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=LZm&pwst=1&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&q=mandelbrot&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=1JwaTayCCpHBngeCk_i7Dg&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=3&ved=0CEsQsAQwAg&biw=1280&bih=831[8:28:47 PM] Matthew: Indeed
[8:28:55 PM] Matt: something about jonathan coulton
[8:29:13 PM] Matt: take a point called z in the complex plane
[8:29:30 PM] Matt: z2 = z1^2 + c
[8:29:38 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: spending 2 in stability
[8:29:38 PM] Matt: z3 = z2^2 + c
[8:29:40 PM] Matt: and so on
[8:29:45 PM] Sam Graebner: woof
[8:30:27 PM] Sam Graebner: oh thanks
[8:30:54 PM] Sam Graebner: look at it with a mirror
[8:31:00 PM] Matt: THEN IT'S ONLY GOOD IMAGES
[8:32:22 PM] Matt: c'thulu f'tahgn
[8:32:25 PM] Matt: x infinity
[8:32:27 PM] Sam Graebner: ia! ia!
[8:32:53 PM] Matt: eldersigns.com
[8:32:55 PM] Matt: once again
[8:33:59 PM] Sam Graebner: OR DO YOU?
[8:34:10 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: hmm i dunno you raise a good point
[8:34:14 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: hey guys check your email
[8:34:18 PM] Matthew: boogity bootity boo!
[8:34:21 PM] Sam Graebner: show it to charlie first
[8:35:12 PM] Sam Graebner: "shut up about your fucking space man" should be the tagline for this episode
[8:35:18 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: hahaha yes
[8:35:19 PM] Matt: heh
[8:35:22 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: #1 quote so far
[8:35:44 PM] Charlie72: 2 for
Scuffling
[8:37:48 PM] Charlie72: gentle easy pressure
[8:41:39 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: 1 point in preparedness
[8:41:56 PM] Matthew: 2 points in prepardness
[8:42:22 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: high five matthew
[8:42:30 PM] Matthew: ^5
[8:42:48 PM] Sam Graebner: spend two in preparedness
[8:43:01 PM] Matthew: Somewhat frightening...
[8:43:26 PM] Charlie72: 420 make check every day
[8:43:39 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: 420 look at fractals every day
[8:44:36 PM] Matt: spending 2 points
[8:44:38 PM] Matt: in shrink
[8:45:04 PM] Sam Graebner: spending a point in medic
[8:45:35 PM] Ross Payton: he rolled a 1 on the potion miscibility table
[8:45:39 PM] Ross Payton: wait
[8:45:57 PM] Charlie72: It's like that WoS game on the fan cast
[8:46:30 PM] Charlie72: Everyones a robot
[8:47:24 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: "everyone on the internet is a dog" - ross payton
[8:47:30 PM] Matt: woof
[8:47:38 PM] Matthew: meow
[8:49:40 PM] Sam Graebner: lost ross there
[8:49:43 PM] Matt: yep
[8:49:46 PM] Matt: and now he's a robot
[8:50:57 PM] Sam Graebner: motherfucking heater came on behind me and i jumped an inch
[8:50:57 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: look out for broom handles fashioned into stakes
[8:51:03 PM] Matt: nice
[8:51:07 PM] Matt: are you playing on hard mode?
[8:51:11 PM] Sam Graebner: not quite
[8:51:13 PM] Sam Graebner: medium for sure
[8:51:23 PM] Sam Graebner: door's closed, but lights are on
[8:51:31 PM] Matt: ditto
[8:51:53 PM] Sam Graebner: sinister mops
[8:51:55 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: good call. gonna lights out
[8:51:58 PM] Matthew: Mop does not equal electrical equipment?
[8:52:12 PM] Matt: how am electrical equipemtn?
[8:52:19 PM] Sam Graebner: but who was mop??
[8:56:54 PM] Sam Graebner: sense trouble two points
[8:57:07 PM] Matt: sense trouble uno punto
[8:57:40 PM] Charlie72: Sword Fight?
[8:57:43 PM] Matthew: They've teamed up to fight evil!
[8:57:44 PM] Matt: pipe fight
[8:57:47 PM] Matt: OH GOD IT'S STOMP
[8:57:53 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: pipe duel
[8:58:00 PM] Matthew: On an epic quest across the lands!
[8:58:01 PM] Charlie72: Have at you
[8:58:15 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: have at thee, knave!
[8:58:25 PM] Matt: I WILL GIVE YOU A FINE THRASHING
[8:58:40 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: HARK, THOU ART A SCRUB AND I SHALL SURELY WHOOP YOUR ASS. BRO.
[8:58:54 PM] Charlie72: You fight like a dairy farmer
[8:59:41 PM] Matt: how fitting
[8:59:44 PM] Matt: you fight like a cow
[8:59:54 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: I once had a dog that was smarter than you.
[8:59:57 PM] Sam Graebner: spending a point in athletics
[9:00:52 PM] Charlie72: Ross ruins everything
[9:01:00 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: Office Deathmatch.
[9:01:00 PM] Ross Payton:
[9:01:03 PM] Ross Payton: 8-)
[9:01:32 PM] Sam Graebner: there's a guy right in fornt of you that attacks while you're looking up
[9:01:35 PM] Matthew: SPOILER ALERT: He IS crazy
[9:03:41 PM] Matt: spending a point in sense trouble
[9:04:03 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: "I've got a blade with your name on it"
[9:04:47 PM] Matthew: Condemned anyone?
[9:04:59 PM] Matthew: Creepy game...
[9:05:17 PM] Matt: spending a point in shooting
[9:05:18 PM] Charlie72: Bears show up
[9:05:26 PM] Sam Graebner: they fall from the rafters
[9:05:30 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: Bear Summoning Fractals.
[9:05:41 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: that's what would've happened if I kept looking at it
[9:05:43 PM] Charlie72: Bearthullu
[9:05:49 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: BEARORISM
[9:06:05 PM] Matthew:
http://www.google.com/images?oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&q=taser+knuckles&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=l6UaTfLADomosAPZ3-ymDw&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=2&ved=0CDIQsAQwAQ&biw=987&bih=766[9:06:27 PM] Sam Graebner: "I draw my tazer knuckles and attack the guy weilding a paper cutter"
[9:06:36 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: "I draw my katana"
[9:06:45 PM] Matt:
http://wickedstageact2.typepad.com/life_on_the_wicked_stage_/WindowsLiveWriter/BlastKnucklesForWhenYouReallyCare_13A18/volt-duster[2]_1.jpg
[9:06:48 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: I draw two katanas. DRAGON TWISTER!
[9:09:05 PM] Matt: spending 2 points on preparedness / scuffling
[9:09:43 PM] Matt: lost charlie
[9:09:58 PM] Sam Graebner: woah just lost everyone there
[9:10:00 PM] Matt: yeah
[9:10:03 PM] Matt: everyone's a robot
[9:11:20 PM] Matt: zweihander
[9:11:27 PM] Sam Graebner: i love how we've been inside for an hour and have accomplished zero objectives
[9:11:27 PM] Matt: the ultimate paper cutter
[9:12:37 PM] Sam Graebner: my current plan is to go to where the plot is
[9:14:34 PM] Sam Graebner: 'I will help him restrain ross payton'
[9:14:44 PM] Ross Payton: >:O
[9:14:55 PM] Sam Graebner: roll stability
[9:14:55 PM] Ross Payton: these smileys are terrible
[9:15:00 PM] Matt: gifs ftw
[9:15:34 PM] Charlie72: Skype needs smug
[9:16:04 PM] Ross Payton: (smirk)
[9:16:10 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: :smug:
[9:16:14 PM] Matt: I'm gonna check filing cabinet guy when it comes back to me
[9:16:59 PM] Charlie72: Going to moon man to get him
[9:17:08 PM] Matthew: Sorry forgot that Crash was the profiler. I meant to call the medic...
[9:17:17 PM] Sam Graebner: that's me yeah
[9:17:42 PM] Matthew: 3 points in Bureaucracy
[9:18:23 PM] Matthew: I'm making connections, but I'm not sure how much is metagaming...
[9:18:35 PM] Matt: ditto
[9:18:41 PM] Matt: since the hint was given
[9:19:01 PM] Matt: though William wouldn't think of that
[9:19:10 PM] Sam Graebner: yes, he's the only one trying to turn everything back on
[9:19:50 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: DEFENSE MECHANISM, ACTIVATE
[9:21:13 PM] Matthew: And then ROSS WAS A ZOMBIE!
[9:21:39 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: pretty sure my character is oblivious to what's going on with ross' character
[9:22:06 PM] Sam Graebner: i'm actually convinced charlie's character has gone crazy
[9:22:16 PM] Matt: i'm convinced he was always crazy
[9:22:20 PM] Matthew: I'm pretty sure I was never convinced he was sane...
[9:22:22 PM] Sam Graebner: things keep coming up before i get a chance to check on him
[9:22:25 PM] Sam Graebner: well yes, MORE crazy
[9:25:24 PM] Sam Graebner: matthew you're still in the server room with perry morgan yeah?
[9:25:27 PM] Matthew: The best part, we're doing all this in hazmat suits. Imagine how amusing this looks
[9:25:30 PM] Sam Graebner: I KNOW
[9:25:38 PM] Matt: oh right
[9:25:42 PM] Matt: i forgot about that
[9:25:44 PM] Matthew: I'm in the printer room, didn't know it was perry morgan
[9:25:52 PM] Sam Graebner: i'm assuming 'cause of the axe
[9:25:55 PM] Sam Graebner: i'm coming to you
[9:26:01 PM] Matt: HERE'S JOHNNY
[9:26:09 PM] Sam Graebner: thanks crash =)
[9:27:21 PM] Matthew: His vice: expensive paper
[9:27:28 PM] Sam Graebner: this game is justgonna end with me tranqing everyone and ross murdering the world
[9:27:36 PM] Matthew: Probably
[9:27:48 PM] Matt: at least I've got taser knuckles
[9:28:09 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: 2 points in sense troublez
[9:28:13 PM | Edited 9:28:19 PM] Matthew: 'Cause I'm gonna bust out with the fire axe!
[9:28:18 PM] Sam Graebner: YES
[9:28:22 PM] Matt: OH
[9:28:22 PM] Matt: SHIT
[9:28:27 PM] Sam Graebner: hahah oh fuck
[9:29:03 PM] Charlie72: Sense Trouble 1
[9:29:08 PM] Matthew: OH NOES! THE ROOM WAS FILLED WITH METHANE!
[9:30:05 PM] Matthew: First Blood!
[9:30:11 PM] Matt: HEAD SHOT
[9:30:12 PM] Matthew: Goes to Ross
[9:31:07 PM] Matthew: Spend 50 points!
[9:31:36 PM] Matthew: Make an Athletics check to look away!
[9:31:46 PM] Matthew: You startled the witch!
[9:31:49 PM] Sam Graebner: read that as "makes an athiest check"
[9:32:26 PM] Sam Graebner: wait they're talking?
[9:32:32 PM] Sam Graebner: thats...interesting
[9:32:32 PM] Matt: this guy is different
[9:32:48 PM] Matt: if it was one of them he would have been stabbed with a plackard
[9:33:01 PM] Matthew: Sam, maybe we should just barricade ourselves in the server room...
[9:33:02 PM] Matthew:
[9:33:08 PM] Sam Graebner: i'm fine with that
[9:34:43 PM] Sam Graebner: hard to carve a fractal
[9:34:50 PM] : exactly
[9:35:17 PM] Matthew: She only has a +1 to Fractal Carving
[9:35:26 PM] Matt: take 10
[9:35:59 PM] Sam Graebner: she's not one of the murderers
[9:36:58 PM] Sam Graebner: spend a point in medic
[9:37:33 PM] Ross Payton: (chuckle)
[9:37:34 PM] Matthew: *facepalm*
[9:37:41 PM] Matthew: ^My character
[9:38:29 PM] Matthew: Everyone get ready for the end of the world...
[9:38:34 PM] Sam Graebner: here we go
[9:38:39 PM] Matthew: 3, 2, 1...
[9:38:46 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: bomb activated
[9:40:17 PM] Ross Payton: FISSION MAILED
[9:40:26 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: heh heh fission is cool
[9:40:47 PM] Matthew: Hint: All of them
[9:40:52 PM] Sam Graebner: OH NOES
[9:42:14 PM] Sam Graebner: perry morgan's more important imo
[9:43:03 PM] Matt: i think i'm out
[9:43:08 PM] Matt: i need to jump back in
[9:43:19 PM] Matt: INTERNETS!
[9:43:24 PM] Sam Graebner: huzzah!
[9:44:32 PM] Sam Graebner: too many corners in this building
[9:47:55 PM] Sam Graebner: spending two medic points
[9:49:05 PM] Matthew: GAME OVER
[9:49:48 PM] Sam Graebner: SHOOT HER
[9:51:04 PM] Sam Graebner: I forgot that ross wasn't a part of the FBI team
[9:51:13 PM] Sam Graebner: we totally just let him do his thing
[9:51:20 PM] Matt: yeah
[9:51:25 PM] Sam Graebner: man
[9:51:31 PM] Matt: WHY DO WE TRUST PEOPLE
[9:51:34 PM] Charlie72: I tried to stop him
[9:51:41 PM] Matt: WE BROKE THE FIRST LAW OF PCS
[9:51:49 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: Well, he was working on restoring power, which seems productive.
[9:51:54 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: But in hindsight
[9:51:55 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: yeah
[9:51:56 PM] Sam Graebner: hahah we were worried about the obvious threats
[9:52:03 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: we kinda dropped the ball due to distractions there
[9:52:04 PM] Matthew: That's why I didn't bother with him
[9:52:47 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: honestly my character has no reason to call him out. he's not part of the main team and he was sent by our superiors, and he has restored power which is pretty important
[9:52:53 PM] Matt: true that
[9:52:55 PM] Sam Graebner: right, i'm just saying OOC
[9:53:03 PM] Sam Graebner: we fucked up
[9:53:05 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: oh for sure, he's totally suspicious
[9:53:20 PM] Charlie72: This is what happens when you go off on your own'
[9:53:36 PM] Charlie72: Someones gonna get fucked in the ass
[9:53:38 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: there's something I thought of doing earlier that I might just do now
[9:53:44 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: (report back to hq)
[9:53:44 PM] Matt: well, it's ross
[9:53:58 PM] Sam Graebner: haha my character is still conviced it's a biological agent
[9:54:03 PM] Sam Graebner: i haven't seen any fractals
[9:54:09 PM] Matt: ditto
[9:54:10 PM] Ross Payton: 8-|
[9:54:18 PM] Matthew: Whoo!
[9:54:19 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: pretty sure I've put two and two together about fractals and content office + internet...
[9:55:30 PM] Charlie72: You mother fucker
[9:56:11 PM] Matt: aren't the servers obliterated?
[9:56:20 PM] Sam Graebner: yeah they got the axe
[9:56:30 PM] Matt: destroyAllNerds.exe
[9:56:47 PM] Matthew: I focus on the the bureaucracy, I believe him...
[9:58:02 PM] Matthew: You need a red key!
[9:58:06 PM] Sean O'Loughlin: cheater
[9:58:06 PM] Matthew: You need a blue key!
[9:58:12 PM] Sam Graebner: you need a gold key!
[9:58:12 PM] Crash: dqqds
[9:58:29 PM] Matthew: Staving off the end of the world, one roll at a time...
[9:58:32 PM] Crash: noclip = 1
[9:59:06 PM] Crash: like the writes of spring
[9:59:39 PM] Crash: that was a song that made people riot
[9:59:43 PM] Crash: f'reals