Famous Last Words

[Mason]

* I charge the rust monster.
* I shoot the cop.
* I jump of the zeplin.
* I rape Chichi with a gold plated springfield armory .45

[Tadanori Oyama]

* I charge the rust monster.

I grapple the rush monster.

[clockworkjoe]

* I charge the rust monster.

I grapple the rush monster.

Unless your character was an iron golem, that wouldn't kill you.

[Tadanori Oyama]

Well no, wouldn't kill you instantly. You've just be without arms and armor against the monster.

I assumed the purpose of this was the last significant words of the speaker. In the above example the grappler might well have said things to the effect of, "Oh crap my AC!", "Oh shit my weapon", and "Oh FUCK, my hit points", in that or some other order after the grapple began.

Or perhaps he suffered a heart attack unrelated to the specific threat but those words where, in fact, his last.

[Setherick]

Well no, wouldn't kill you instantly. You've just be without arms and armor against the monster.

I assumed the purpose of this was the last significant words of the speaker. In the above example the grappler might well have said things to the effect of, "Oh crap my AC!", "Oh shit my weapon", and "Oh FUCK, my hit points", in that or some other order after the grapple began.

Or perhaps he suffered a heart attack unrelated to the specific threat but those words where, in fact, his last.

Maybe he successfully grappled it as the wizard of the party blasted it with a bolt of lightning.

[Tadanori Oyama]

Gamer Logic, ha ha.

Giant Leech attacks the party cleric at the edge of a pool. Cleric is down and losing HP per round while the party, too afraid to move into melee, is throwing things at the leech. Between the blood sucking and missed shots, the Cleric is losing HP faster than the Leech.

So, the wizard casts lightning bolt. Cleric tanks the save. Leech makes the save.

Cleric is dead. Leech slinks back into the pool, wounded, not dead.

Next up?

[Corrosive Rabbit]

"I stick my head out the window.  Can I see the archer?"

"It's probably an illusion."

"I jump down the hole after the fleeing kobold."

"I don't want to wait for the rogue.  I open it."

"I'm still at half hit-points."

CR

[codered]

hes only a few lvl's higher then me......
it's just a tiny little thing....
i can make the jump....
I will swim with my armor on....

[Mason]

hold on guys, let me try. I have a really high diplomacy....

how much damage can a little ghost do?

okay I quickly dive through the passage shaped like a green demons mouth.......

alright I'm gonna use the "wand of wonder".....

[Maze]

Anyone got some of their own?

(please stop quoting the website if you are )

[Tadanori Oyama]

Mine where my own. Except for the leech story and grappling a rust monster, those where somebody else's misfortunes. Seperate individuals, not the same guy.

[Corrosive Rabbit]

Anyone got some of their own?

(please stop quoting the website if you are )

Mine are all from games I've ran or played in.  The one about sticking my head out the window to see where the archer was, was unfortunately me.  I'd say that it seemed like a good idea at the time, but I can't see how it would of ...

CR

[codered]

I don't feel I have to say that my posts are all my last words but I will anyway my posts are ligit....

[Tadanori Oyama]

"If I inflict damage on my fellow party member this attack gets +2 to hit. 4 hits points isn't gonna make a difference."

2/3 of the party down on that one.

[Setherick]

Anyone got some of their own?

(please stop quoting the website if you are )

Actually my job is to turn out fake anecdotes for RPPR. Damn you caught me.