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D&D banned in prison
« on: January 28, 2011, 08:42:06 AM »
I don't know if anyone else has seen this yet but apparently D&D leads to gang behavior. So I guess Ross would be the leader with Tom as his enforcer and Cody as a Lieutenant. Aaron would be the naive new guy we leave with the bag because he would tell the law enforcement types he was in a gang. And I'm sure I could be the wheelman.
Anyway here's the article:

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/27/us/27dungeons.html
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Re: D&D banned in prison
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2011, 09:00:51 AM »
Sometimes the Water Barons gotta hold a motherfucker down in the shower, knowmsayin'?
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Re: D&D banned in prison
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2011, 03:39:36 PM »
Quote from: Robot Master on January 28, 2011, 09:00:51 AM
Sometimes the Water Barons gotta hold a motherfucker down in the shower, knowmsayin'?

I do believe sir what your saying is...."Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nuthin' to Fuck Wit"[sic]

but seriously sucks for them, good thing i never plan to go to prison or I would go bat-shit.
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Re: D&D banned in prison
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2011, 04:46:37 PM »
Um, it's 2011. That article is over a year old.
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Re: D&D banned in prison
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2011, 05:12:18 PM »
Yeah I've talked to people about this incident a few times since it came out. It makes me ashamed to come from Wisconsin.
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Re: D&D banned in prison
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2011, 05:46:43 PM »
It's kind of funny to think about too, because being in prison would probably be the perfect time to play RPGs...
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Re: D&D banned in prison
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2011, 06:19:29 PM »
How in the fuck is D&D banned, but prison rape is still okay?

Shouldn't the authorities be cracking down on that!?
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Re: D&D banned in prison
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2011, 10:16:01 PM »
Quote from: Patrick on January 31, 2011, 06:19:29 PM
How in the fuck is D&D banned, but prison rape is still okay?

Shouldn't the authorities be cracking down on that!?

Prison rape isn't multiplayer?
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Re: D&D banned in prison
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2011, 11:36:49 PM »
Quote from: Patrick on January 31, 2011, 06:19:29 PM
How in the fuck is D&D banned, but prison rape is still okay?

Shouldn't the authorities be cracking down on that!?

Prison rape is not okay? It's penalized fairly strongly if they catch you? But it's hard to stop big burly bored horny scary dudes from getting their groove on with the smaller, weaker prisoners when you're starting out on what in any other situation would be the correct side of the bars?

Should there be more punctuation!?

Alternatively...

Quote from: Salkovich on January 31, 2011, 10:16:01 PM
Prison rape isn't multiplayer?
Ever since Goldeneye tournaments were banned,
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has been a scourge on the prison populations of the US.
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Re: D&D banned in prison
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2011, 08:53:51 PM »
Oh damn I forgot all about bro rape! I fucking love that video.

Did you spray Axe Body Spray on this dildo?

Like a can and a half.




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Re: D&D banned in prison
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2011, 09:43:50 PM »
Man, this thread is lame. Hey bros, do you wanna get some beers and... chill?

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