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[Dawnsteel]

My first D&D character was a druid. My first encounter actually ended when I entangled a group of half-orcs and then mocked them before leaving.

Mine too!  But since I was the only one with access to healing spells, that's pretty much all I did until I learned how to turn into a bear.

[Setherick]

My first D&D character was a druid. My first encounter actually ended when I entangled a group of half-orcs and then mocked them before leaving.

Mine too!  But since I was the only one with access to healing spells, that's pretty much all I did until I learned how to turn into a bear.

Mine ended up getting an arm ripped off and eaten by a troll.

[Dawnsteel]

Mine ended up getting an arm ripped off and eaten by a troll.

You missed the sign.
"DO NOT FEED THE TROLL."

[Setherick]

Mine ended up getting an arm ripped off and eaten by a troll.

You missed the sign.
"DO NOT FEED THE TROLL."

More like:

GM (not Ross): You fail your fort save and fall asleep on watch duty. Let's see what good comes of this...

[Boyos]

My First toon was Joe Black the Human Cleric, Sadly after leaving on his adventure that never got completed he ended up turning into a Vampire cleric that got one shoted on a diffrent campain by a Druid a few years later.

[Boyos]

Mine ended up getting an arm ripped off and eaten by a troll.

You missed the sign.
"DO NOT FEED THE TROLL."

More like:

GM (not Ross): You fail your fort save and fall asleep on watch duty. Let's see what good comes of this...

Wow your not a Light sleeper are you! wake up the next day missing an arm. WHEW!

[Setherick]

Mine ended up getting an arm ripped off and eaten by a troll.

You missed the sign.
"DO NOT FEED THE TROLL."

More like:

GM (not Ross): You fail your fort save and fall asleep on watch duty. Let's see what good comes of this...

Wow your not a Light sleeper are you! wake up the next day missing an arm. WHEW!

My character woke up. The troll ran over top of our gnome illusionist, who tried to rip off its penis. Of course, it's a troll, so the penis grew back.

[Dawnsteel]

My character woke up. The troll ran over top of our gnome illusionist, who tried to rip off its penis. Of course, it's a troll, so the penis grew back.

Slap that sucker in some plaster and sell the negative mold to a medieval adult novelties outlet!

[Maze]

Can troll catch STDs?

I'm actually unaware of the way to kill them but that seems like one.

[Setherick]

Can troll catch STDs?

I'm actually unaware of the way to kill them but that seems like one.

Fire kills trolls. Lots and lots of fire.

[codered]

and acid

[Maze]

and acid

Aren't trippin' trolls even more dangerous?

[Mason]

only if its a bad trip.





*sorry had to, Im ashamed for saying it. ill go to the corner of shame for awhile and stare at the wall of dispaer.