Chinese/Nigerian Scammers Hate Japan

[Setherick]

When I was taking Japanese in high school, my ten year old Japanese pen-pal had perfect English grammar.  So this doesn't seem fishy at all to me...

DEAR SIR/MADAM,

 Greetings to you,i repesnt itochu co-operation company here in japan we are seaching for representative in europe american and canada please if you are intrested kindly forward your deatils to us.

 Regards
 C.E.O
Yikozo .y.

[codered]

Yea, that is fishy I studied a little bit of Japanese business and that is not how they would go about doing things.

[rayner23]

And of course the CEO would e-mail you because he has nothing better to do!

[codered]

Right that and he will sell out his name in that fashion..

[Mason]

I thought all CEOS did was hangout on facebook and ask people for money.

[Setherick]

I thought all CEOS did was hangout on facebook and ask people for money.

Sweet, how do I get that job.

[Mason]

by sleeping with the right people.

[Setherick]

by sleeping with the right people.

Names! I need names!

[Tadanori Oyama]

Names can be found here. Don't know if they'll all be useful of course.

[Setherick]

Names can be found here. Don't know if they'll all be useful of course.

Apparently I'm the "Patriarch of the Chosen Strong Willed Warrior" clan....Awesome.

[Tadanori Oyama]

Wow, your's has a significant meaning?

Mine roughly equates to Rock, son of Niel which, while a passable D&D name, isn't particualrly impressive.

[Dawnsteel]

Ah, shit.  I named my kids God is my Oath, Snare, and Beautiful Woman.

OK, that last one is fine.  But "Snare?"

[Setherick]

Ah, shit.  I named my kids God is my Oath, Snare, and Beautiful Woman.

OK, that last one is fine.  But "Snare?"

Snare FTW! Entangle is actually my favorite low level druid spell.

[Dawnsteel]

Entangle is actually my favorite low level druid spell.

I can't find a group, so I've been randomly making characters and waiting for my children to grow/learn to read.  Entangle looks awesome, but I despair of being able to try it out.

[Setherick]

Entangle is actually my favorite low level druid spell.

I can't find a group, so I've been randomly making characters and waiting for my children to grow/learn to read.  Entangle looks awesome, but I despair of being able to try it out.

My first D&D character was a druid. My first encounter actually ended when I entangled a group of half-orcs and then mocked them before leaving.