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« on: June 17, 2011, 08:15:49 PM »
On the feast of St. Stephen, I was driving my hearse to the wholesale liverwurst outlet when suddenly a hermaphrodite in a piano truck backed out of a crackhouse driveway, and, as my shoes caught fire, I pirouetted across Boris Karloff Boulevard, slapping the truckdriver six times in the loins with a Chatanooga road map, even though he was singing "The Pussycat Song"
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Re: nikflatblarneyquandofloo
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2011, 09:12:38 PM »
What, is that an excerpt from The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard?
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« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2011, 10:44:13 PM »
That happened to me the other day!
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« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2011, 11:47:17 PM »
It's a Carlin quote.  Up there with clicking on "the".
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Re: nikflatblarneyquandofloo
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2011, 11:58:28 PM »
Quote from: Tom Church on June 17, 2011, 11:47:17 PM
It's a Carlin quote.  Up there with clicking on "the".


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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2011, 01:04:07 AM »
not going to post the link to the comments on the episode?
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« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2011, 01:29:03 AM »
Said I'd post it in the forums.  I do not lie, sir.
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Re: nikflatblarneyquandofloo
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2011, 02:18:26 PM »
Thank you Tom.
I'm so glad for this.
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« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2011, 08:02:29 PM »
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Thank you Tom.
I'm so glad for this.

Any time, homeslice.   8)
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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2011, 12:09:56 AM »
So like, can you update this thread when you post new chapters or something. I mean, I'd rather keep all my internetting in one place.
I copy pasta'd Divine Fire and then converted it to pdf so I could read it on my Kindle. I'm excited to see what else Revenant is up to and the mystery behind Divine Fire!
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« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2011, 01:28:39 AM »
I'll post another Carlin quote every time I put up another chapter.
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« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2011, 03:31:04 PM »
Quote from: Tom Church on June 26, 2011, 01:28:39 AM
I'll post another Carlin quote every time I put up another chapter.

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« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2011, 12:07:56 AM »
"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it."
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Re: nikflatblarneyquandofloo
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2011, 10:20:43 PM »
Quote from: Tom Church on July 07, 2011, 12:07:56 AM
"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it."

I believe your papal authority Tom
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