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Vampires on Third
« on: June 21, 2011, 09:07:53 AM »
This is the text conversation I had with Ross last night.

Me: The company that makes the tabletop RPG Hunter makes some vampire/werewolf game. What is it?

Ross: Yeah, both.

Me: No, what's the name of it?

Ross: Which one?

Me: Vampire

Ross: Exactly.

Me: That's what I want to know!

Ross: Know what?

Me: The name of the vampire RPG!

Ross: Precisely!

Me: Forget it. Let's talk about the werewolf rpg.

Ross: Yup.

Ross: Werewolf.

Me: I figured. I forgot they did Vampire: the Masquerade.

Ross: Third base.
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Re: Vampires on Third
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2011, 09:45:42 AM »
This is why RPPR needs its own weekly comic strip.

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Re: Vampires on Third
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2011, 10:35:09 AM »
Shine on, you beautiful bastards.
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Re: Vampires on Third
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2011, 10:59:06 AM »
Its so beautiful i could cry

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Re: Vampires on Third
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2011, 01:30:29 PM »
hahahahaha  8)

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Re: Vampires on Third
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2011, 06:55:47 PM »
Wow, Ross.  You're such a dick!

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Re: Vampires on Third
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2011, 10:28:28 PM »
This is my favorite post ever. Stickied.  :-*
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Re: Vampires on Third
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2011, 12:34:05 AM »
For those that don't get the reference:

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