This could just be the greatest compilation ever...
Just clicking around randomly (while reading WoS, so I was already in the mindset of the insane), I found the Autognome. I haven't looked at it much as I'm trying to finish my last few pages, but basically, it's a robot gnome that has 3 directives, protect gnomes attacked by non-gnomes, protect itself, and protect women and children...
And they went so far as to say that the lack of a specific race in the last one will cause an autognome to attack a group of elves fighting a young beholder....