Last Saturday, the signifcant other sent me to the local video store with the instructions to get "Whatever, I don't care."
Those of you who are in the know will realize that this means anything I pick will be wrong (Ladies, amiright guys
). So I decided to go for the hailmary. Upon the shelf was "The Pope's Toliet" or "El Papa Bano".
For those of you wondering, The Pope's Toliet is not about bears or shitting in the woods, much to my dismay. The movie opens with some smugglers on bikes near the Uraguay border. When I say bikes, I mean actual bikes, not motorcycles. They are trying to get past customs, but with what appears to be fairly ordinary goods. There's some implication that the custom officer at the border is an asshole or something, so maybe they want to avoid exchanging pleasantries with him. Anyway, as they attempt to cross, the custom's agent appears and confirms that he is indeed an asshole by wrecking shit up. Our protagonist returns home, with his shit wrecked, and we find this is extremely weak sauce.
At this point I am told that I made a bad choice and am sent back to the store to try again, so I can only review that much. I assume the rest of the movie is about how the Pope, after having his morning coffee, has to stop at the protagonist's house, and leaves some kids at the pool. Attracted by the holy feces, Flatula the Sphinktress, the evil ass-demon, drops from helps anus to steal the them. Our protagonist must use his bike riding skills, along with a priest whom is questioning his faith after losing his love of this life to the Global Warming, must banish Flatula the Sphinktress back to hell.
The movie is one of those Indy films, one you know will have a sad ending. It probably contained a powerful message about the Pope and his poop. Also probably bears. I'd give it an 85%, mostly because I am childish and enjoy a good poop joke.
Please feel free to review movies you havn't seen, or have only seen partially.