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NEW MOVIES!
« on: July 25, 2009, 04:40:47 AM »
So I was watching adult swim tonight and saw a new trailer.

Sadly neather one of these is the one I saw, but are of the movie I now know I need to see!

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Re: NEW MOVIES!
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2009, 11:06:24 PM »
this is a must see
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Re: NEW MOVIES!
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2009, 12:02:49 AM »
Yeh, I've been waiting for this since last summer.

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Re: NEW MOVIES!
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2009, 04:21:15 PM »
Here is the movie of the year, so just forget about everything else.

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Re: NEW MOVIES!
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2009, 05:51:54 PM »
bah

this is it

the best movie

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Re: NEW MOVIES!
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2009, 10:57:14 PM »
There are a ton of movies at Movie Gallery that are just rip-offs of famous movies and I really want to see them.

For instance: Terminators

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Re: NEW MOVIES!
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2009, 04:17:42 PM »
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/ninjaassassin/

Ninja! Assassin! Ninja Assassin! Decent RP fodder to help us all picture the badassness of the "ninja" class of your game of choice.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/wherethewildthingsare/

Where the Wild Things Are. That's all you should need to know.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/district9/

District 9 - almost as psyched for this as I am Inglorious Basterds.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/pandorum/

Pandorum - hopefully will at least attempt to emulate the terrifying parts of Event Horizon, space horror = excitement!
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Re: NEW MOVIES!
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2009, 05:53:14 PM »
"Where the Wild Things Are" looks like it is going to be amazing. Nay, fucking amazing.

Anyone see the G.I. Joe movie other than Ross, Jason and me? For those of you wondering, yes it does suck ass.
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Re: NEW MOVIES!
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2009, 10:29:48 PM »
"Where the Wild Things Are" looks like it is going to be amazing. Nay, fucking amazing.

Anyone see the G.I. Joe movie other than Ross, Jason and me? For those of you wondering, yes it does suck ass.

i heard both ways on GI Joe. one friend said it sucked, another said it was a good action movie. I think i wanna see it to see it but dont wanna play a full price so prob see it befor 3pm haha.

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Re: NEW MOVIES!
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2009, 10:41:38 AM »
I was only sort of wondering if it was worth anything, considering I'm not a fan of the transformers movies, this G.I.Joe seems almost more brainless, if such a thing was possible.
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Re: NEW MOVIES!
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2009, 12:35:37 PM »
The action scenes are boring in GI Joe. Nothing you haven't seen before.

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« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2009, 10:45:03 PM »
I just realized that the action scenes are basically things you could find in the Spy Kids movies. Granted, people die here, but the choreography and the effects weren't anything to write home about.
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« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2009, 11:23:50 PM »
I hate people who say "oh well this is a good popcorn movie where you don't have to think and there are explosions and boobs and shit" because that excuses goddamn boring action scenes. I can forgive a boring plot. I can forgive boring acting and boring scripts. But if your whole reason for existence is to wow us with your CGI enhanced multi-million dollar action scenes, THEN IT BETTER BE WORTH IT

If you make a 200 million dollar summer action movie, the action scenes better be fucking amazing. I don't want a by the numbers scene that I've seen 50 times before.

I want martial arts fights like the Matrix
I want sword fights like Gladiator or Kill Bill
I want gun fights like the Matrix, Terminator 1 and 2, Hardboiled, Hot Fuzz or Heat.
I want superheroics like the Dark Knight or at least Iron Man
I want giant ass battles like LOTR or Braveheart

If you can't make a movie in that league then fuck you and go home. Your shit is weak and isn't worth the price of a ticket.

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Re: NEW MOVIES!
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2009, 05:18:35 PM »
Also, people died in G.I. Joe? They're raping my childhood! I expect every solider be armed with a parachute and emergency eject button that can be activated even after you're dead so you don't actually die!

NERD RAGE!

Seriously though, agree, sounds like a dud, but hey, at least people actually paid money to go see it opening weekend!
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Re: NEW MOVIES!
« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2009, 07:23:52 PM »
it wasn't great but it brought back memories
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