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FUCK YOU DRACULA
« on: August 17, 2009, 04:47:52 PM »
Chapter one is here http://twiststreet.livejournal.com/921.html

4 more chapters on the livejournal

I'd like to think this is how Cody would think were he a vampire hunter
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Re: FUCK YOU DRACULA
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2009, 07:02:23 PM »
I wasn't sure what to expect when I clicked that link. That's amazingly funny and horrible. Now I want to know those dudes as NPCs in my Hunter: The Vigil game.
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Re: FUCK YOU DRACULA
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2009, 12:59:38 AM »
Quote from: Tadanori Oyama on August 17, 2009, 07:02:23 PM
I wasn't sure what to expect when I clicked that link. That's amazingly funny and horrible. Now I want to know those dudes as NPCs in my Hunter: The Vigil game.

i think i got a chubby when i read the title of this thread. i will read the link laterl
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Re: FUCK YOU DRACULA
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2009, 01:23:27 PM »
Its the chicago way! :o
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Re: FUCK YOU DRACULA
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2009, 04:42:14 PM »
That's pretty epic. Liquid dogshit made out of poison FTW!
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Re: FUCK YOU DRACULA
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2009, 10:37:36 PM »
Me and Dracula are cool.

It's those damn Twilight vamps that have got to go.
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Re: FUCK YOU DRACULA
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2009, 06:35:03 PM »
finaly got around to reading it, best line. "Its the Chicago way". HAHAHA!
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Re: FUCK YOU DRACULA
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2009, 03:26:44 AM »
Read all of the chapters - they're fucking hilarious
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Re: FUCK YOU DRACULA
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2009, 01:49:32 AM »
Um... If we re-experience the collapse of the Roman empire in America and revert to a totalitarian, fascist, or communist hierarchy (because we are presently none of those things ;) *wink ) and we begin outlawing websites I believe Twiststreets blog will be first because "Dracula has a magnificent taint. I want to grow old with it"  is perhaps the worst congregation of words in the Americanish language, thus rendering it hilarious.
« Last Edit: August 27, 2009, 07:11:14 PM by xHero »
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Re: FUCK YOU DRACULA
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2009, 01:28:23 PM »
LOL DRACULA taint
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