OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL

[Boyos]

Atilla Redcap

Quickly makes a grab for the back of the cats neck

Rolling 1d20:

(5): Total = 5

sorry for taking so long waited all night last night to post but never saw shakespear post. thought he was ahead of me.

[Setherick]

Richelieu

Richelieu checks for traps and then opens the door.

Check
Rolling 1d20:

(3): Total = 3

Door Open
Rolling 1d20:

(: Total = 8

[clockworkjoe]

Atilla Redcap fails to grab the cat!

The greater Otyugh attacks next

It makes three attacks, lashing out with three great tentacles

First attack on the female barbarian Rolling 1d20:

(11): Total = 11

Second attack on Lord Omnicron Rolling 1d20:

(3): Total = 3

third attack on the elf PC, whatever the fuck his name is Rolling 1d20:

(20): Total = 20

[clockworkjoe]

FATALITY

Alas, the poor elf Ireshold (?) is slain as the Otyugh inflicts Rolling 2d12:

(3+10): Total = 13

with its critical hit! You may make an obituary to gain +100 EXP for your next character.

Lord Omnicron easily deflects the otyugh's attack.

The female barbarian is grappled by the otyugh's tentacle and takes :1d12: damage.

The house cat attacks Atilla Redcap with 2 claw attacks

Rolling 1d20:

(16): Total = 16

Rolling 1d20:

(4): Total = 4

[clockworkjoe]

The cat inflicts 1 point of damage on Atilla Redcap! Twas a mighty blow indeed.

The female barbarian takes Rolling 1d12:

(7): Total = 7

damage

[clockworkjoe]

Atilla Redcap has exactly 1 hit point left!

It is now some guy's turn! He uses a wand of wonder on the greater Otyugh!

Rolling 1d100:

(15): Total = 15

[clockworkjoe]

Some guy yells out in joy! "HAHAHAHA, take that you stupid monster!" But nothing happens. Clearly, he is delusional.

ROUND 2

[clockworkjoe]

Lord Omnicron continues to cast Commune

The female barbarian writhes around in the tentacle, flexing her muscles to get free!

Rolling 1d20:

(10): Total = 10

[clockworkjoe]

She breaks free!

It is now Initiative 12-9 - i.e. the players. Well Atilla Redcap at least. Then the rest of the NPCs go.

[Boyos]

Atilla Redcap

Atilla quickly backs down from the grand feast he was attempting to aquire and makes for the door. Shouting back at the cat "Curse you beast, ill consume you later"!

[Sean-o-tron]

"Alas, Iresasdlkfjadshlkj was a fine elf, though of stunningly average intellect and rather frail and sickly.  Surely his entrails shall stain the barroom walls for decades to come."

ROLLING FOR NEXT CHARACTER OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD DON'T SUCK
str Rolling 3d6:

(5+5+6): Total = 16

dex Rolling 3d6:

(1+2+5): Total = 8

con Rolling 3d6:

(3+3+3): Total = 9

int Rolling 3d6:

(6+5+4): Total = 15

wis Rolling 3d6:

(3+4+4): Total = 11

cha Rolling 3d6:

(2+5+2): Total = 9

[clockworkjoe]

THUS ENDTH THE FIGHT

The NPCs continue to fight a while, talk a while, take a smoke break, talk about their lives and get to know one another. When they leave, there is a note

"Dear Mr. Dungeon Master  we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday to be NPCs for your stupid game. But we think you're crazy to make us fight each other. You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain..and an athlete...and a basket case...a princess...and a criminal...Does that answer your question?... Sincerely yours, the NPC Club."

Then they all get cancer and die or go visit Costa Rica. I don't know.

So, Atillalas Redcap the dwarf and Shakespeare the cleric are looking around in the village. Shakespeare sees 2 pens he can try to swipe, as mentioned earlier. I don't know what Redcap wants to do.

[Sean-o-tron]

Name: Krokk
Class: fighty smash man
Weapon: Axe

str: 16 (+3)
dex: 8 (-1)
con: 9 (-1)
int: 15 (+2)
wis: 11 (+0)
cha: 9 (-1)

"I DO TO YOU NOW THE ENORMOUS HURT."

[Tadanori Oyama]

Rather than risk angrying the black smith, who is certainly a retired adventurer with a horde of magical weapons, Shakespeare retrieves the pen near the portal to hell.

Shakespeare rolls for common sense.

Rolling 1d20+2:

(5)+2: Total = 7

[Maze]

Pakos
Pakos tries to recover from his incontrollable laughter.