OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL

[Setherick]

Richelieu

I wasn't sure if I needed to make separate rolls, so:

Hunt for Useless Crap
Rolling 1d20:

(11): Total = 11

[Boyos]

Atilla Redcap


Atilla Lookc back to Elsie and slowly puts his finger up to his snout. He turns back around and slowly starts to reach for the Bottle in shakespeares hands.


Slight of hand roll!?

Rolling 1d20:

(6): Total = 6

[clockworkjoe]

Richelieu did not notice the vilstrak (chameleon bug man) behind him. (it has a 75% chance to surprise and that's what I rolled on the previous page)

It attacks the cleric!

Rolling 1d20:

(5): Total = 5

[clockworkjoe]

WHAT THE FUCK

GODDAMNIT

COME ON

THAT IS BULLSHIT

[clockworkjoe]

Vilstrak appear as a 6 ft tall cross between a human and a bug  and has a hide with the consistency of heavy rock. Its forearms  are half again longer than that of a human and much more massive, ending in two heavy fists.

What does the cleric do?

Gonna give Tad some time to roll to detect Redcap and act before moving on with the action.

[Setherick]

Richelieu (115/1550)

"Winthrop, we go to war. May Haggart protect us. ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!"

Richelieu pushes Winthrop the barrel full speed at bugman's legs attempting to knock the creature over. (OOC: Again, Richelieu figures the magic barrel is his best weapon at this point.)

Run Check
Rolling 1d20:

(17): Total = 17

Barrel Aim Check
Rolling 1d20:

(3): Total = 3

[Tadanori Oyama]

Shakespeare pauses in his theft to consider his surroundings.

Rolling 1d20:

(15): Total = 15

[clockworkjoe]

Using the barrel as an improvised weapon causes a -1 penalty but the charge gives a +2 bonus so Richilieu manages to hurt the vilstrak.

I will use the club for damage. Roll 1d4 damage. Minus strength penalties.

The bugman has Rolling 1d6:

(3): Total = 3

hit points.

[clockworkjoe]

Shakespeare notices a dwarf sized skaven sneaking up on him.

[Setherick]

Richelieu (115/1550)

"Yes, we have hit him Winthrop," Richelieu cries out as they smack into the bugman.

Rolling 1d4-1:

(3)-1: Total = 2

[Maze]

Pakos
Pakos tries to cut the frog tongue with its tiny dagger.
Rolling 1d20:

(6): Total = 6

Rolling 1d20:

(19): Total = 19

[clockworkjoe]

The bugman says "f it was up to me, I'd let you go; but the lads have a temper, and they've been drinking all day!"

Two fisted attack action commences

Rolling 1d20:

(15): Total = 15

Rolling 1d20:

(5): Total = 5

[Tadanori Oyama]

And sees a fucking rat man sneaking up on him?!

Luckily for Shakespeare, his god knows of all things horrible. Shakespeare presents his holy symbol and banishes the Rat Man by his true name: Rick Aviles.

Rolling 1d20:

(10): Total = 10

[clockworkjoe]

Pakos frees himself on the second attack! The giant frog retracts its bloodied tongue and leaps away. Pakos is next to the closed pottery jars. The other three giant frogs remain immobile. The thief is uncertain whether the other frogs will attack him or not.

Richlieuer takes Rolling 1d4+1:

(2)+1: Total = 3

damage

[clockworkjoe]

Shakespeare's turning does nothing. The skaven is not undead or a demon. Redcap tries to grab the rat poison out of the cleric's hands but with a 6, totally fails.

All characters in the village are caught up with their actions.