OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL

[Setherick]

Richelieu

Cleric also unties Jerry Falwell.

[clockworkjoe]

Jerry Falwell the orc picks up his spear and points it at Pakos the thief. "Do you believe in Religion?" it yells out angrily.

[Setherick]

Richelieu

"That's a good question." Richelieu looks at Pakos and shakes Torquemada menacingly. "Do you?"

[Maze]

Pakos offers a piece of the pie to Orc and says "I believe, my friend. Now eat a piece of this glorious pie as a sign of our new friendship." He also offers a piece to the Cleric.

Bluff (Cha +2)
Rolling 1d20:

(15): Total = 15

[Sean-o-tron]

roll roll roll your boat

STR
Rolling 3d6:

(2+6+5): Total = 13

DEX
Rolling 3d6:

(1+4+2): Total = 7

CON
Rolling 3d6:

(3+3+2): Total = 8

INT
Rolling 3d6:

(4+6+3): Total = 13

WIS
Rolling 3d6:

(3+5+2): Total = 10

CHA
Rolling 3d6:

(4+5+1): Total = 10

[Sean-o-tron]

Name: Iresdold
Class: Elf

STR: 13 (+1)
DEX: 7 (-2)
CON: 8 (-1)
INT: 13 (+1)
WIS: 10 (+0)
CHA: 10 (+0)

Iresdold sits with his hood up at a table by himself in a corner facing the front door.

[Setherick]

Richelieu

"And where, sir, did you procure such pie? Was not that pie Mr. Jerry Falwell's pie that you are now offering him?"

[Tadanori Oyama]

Aware that the caffing damage from his own armor is likely to kill him if he has to fight, Shakepeare attempts to parley with the cat while edging around it towards the table with an elf at it.

[Maze]

Pakos

"Was this not the pie of an atheist, an heathen, rightfully taken so it can now be consumed under the blessing of our common gods? I ask you."

[Sean-o-tron]

Iresdold attempts to intimidate the cat with his boots.

Rolling 1d20:

(2): Total = 2

[Boyos]

STR Rolling 3d6:

(2+6+3): Total = 11

DEX Rolling 3d6:

(1+5+4): Total = 10

CON Rolling 3d6:

(3+5+5): Total = 13

INT Rolling 3d6:

(5+6+3): Total = 14

WIS Rolling 3d6:

(2+5+3): Total = 10

CHA Rolling 3d6:

(5+6+2): Total = 13

[clockworkjoe]

The cat is enraged! Attempts to parley with a cat or intimidate it instantly fail because it is evil.

It hisses and rears back, about to pounce on a random character in the Inn. The other patrons draw weapons and prepare for a fight. No one moves. It is like super tense and stuff. The calm before the storm.

You guys better roll initiative and junk. Gonna use d20 init rules because it's easier.

[Boyos]

Atilla Redcap
Dwarf

STR  11 - 0
DEX  10 - 0
CON  13 +1
INT  14 +2
WIS 10 0
CHA 13 +1

Atilla kicks the door to the inn open after hearing the cat hiss its evil cry and charges in with his axe out!

[Boyos]

Rolling 1d20:

(9): Total = 9

[clockworkjoe]

THE FUKKEN HOUSECAT: Initiative Rolling 1d20:

(4): Total = 4

a mysterious cloaked stranger with a staff inscribed with elder runes of power: Initiative Rolling 1d20:

(5): Total = 5

a female barbarian warrior with a great-axe: Initiative Rolling 1d20:

(15): Total = 15

Lord Omnicron, demi-god son of OA the over-god: Initiative Rolling 1d20:

(18): Total = 18

Some guy: Initiative Rolling 1d20:

(1): Total = 1

Greater Otyugh: Initiative Rolling 1d20:

(5): Total = 5