OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL

[Setherick]

Hairy and Five God

Hairy sighs deeply.

"OK, you damn kids, I warned you. Except you've made me so mad, I'm going to come get you myself."

Hairy directs the floating disc back to shore and he gets on the disc. Before floating back out to the kids, Hairy ties a rope around his waist and gives the other end to Five God just in case something might knock him off the disc.

He directs the disc back to the orphans.

[Murph]

Renay

Hairy going onto the disc, Renay decides to save the donkey. 

Tree climbing roll to bend it just right
Rolling 1d20:

(9): Total = 9

grabbing that ass (and watching myself)
Rolling 1d20:

(19): Total = 19

[Boyos]

Atilla Redcap 70,045/140,000

Atilla enjoys his fine meal he got to eat. He sighs and rest his eyes.

Fort check to stay awake and keep watch

Rolling 1d20:

(5): Total = 5

[Boyos]

Atilla Redcap 70,045/140,000

Atilla Falls asleep with a wide smile on his face.

[clockworkjoe]

Renay grabs the ass! Unfortunately, he didn't set the tree right. It's beginning to sway. The orphan takes advantage of the situation and climbs over Renay to the tree and finally to safety.  However, Renay is barely holding on as it is. If he chooses to just save himself, he needs to roll a 3 or better to pull himself back. If he decides to save the ass as well, he needs to roll an 11 or better. Failure indicates falling into the river and then only a 16 or better will save him from death. Kelgar is half-suffocated already so he needs an 19 or better if he tries one last time to swim to shore.

Hairy Fapper gets to the wagon and sees that the orphans are all orcs! They look at him confused and scared. He needs a bluff check or 5 or better to convince them that he wants to save them and to follow him.

[Setherick]

Hairy Fapper

Hairy tries to remember the correct orcish words to say get on the disc, I'm here to help. Here goes nothing he says to himself,

"AKGHSKLDHTKLWEHTKLHKLA AKTHEKHKLAHFKLKLTGHEKJAHKLJHTJEH AKHLTEHFGKLAQEHGKJHSDJKGHkjresW AGTHEJKWHGKJAHGJKHERJWGRKJ'sdahetahkjwhgklharewjktghkas."

bluff the orc orphans
Rolling 1d20:

(16): Total = 16

[ugnis13]

Kelgar

"HEE*GLUB*!!"

CMON NINETEEN!
Rolling 1d20:

(5): Total = 5

[clockworkjoe]

It's all up to Renay now!

Hairy's incoherent screams convince the orc orphans to climb aboard the disc. Normally I would say that shit wouldn't fly BUT THE DICE NEVER LIE

[Setherick]

Hairy Fapper and Five God

Hairy directs the disc back to the shore and helps the orphans get off of it. He tells Five God to watch for anyone who might try to harm these helpless young orcs.

Hairy's incoherent screams convince the orc orphans to climb aboard the disc. Normally I would say that shit wouldn't fly BUT THE DICE NEVER LIE

Do you want role playing or not?!? At least PhD preliminary-examination-fueled-insomnia role playing?

[clockworkjoe]

I live and die by the dice never lying

[Boyos]

atilla Redcap 70,045/140,000

Atilla dreams of simple times growing up on his dads donky farm and all the fine asses.

[Murph]

(sorry guys, closed on on my house Friday.  It has been busy.)

Renay

"Hey you stupid orphans!  Your parents are dead! Take that! ". Renay is known for his unkind insults when he is walked upon.  However his rage gives him strength, and will a yell he gives the donkey a mighty pull!"

Rolling 1d20:

(18): Total = 18

[clockworkjoe]

Congratulations! Renay saves Kelgar the ass.

Hairy Fapper and Renay gets 500 exp for heroism.

Kelgar gets 1 exp for trying.

goddamnit

[Setherick]

Hairy Fapper (50,615/60,000) and Five God (8,030/16,000)

Hairy asks the guarding of the orphans what will happen to them now.

[ugnis13]

Kelgar
(1/1,900)

"*clk;ah clk;ah* Hee Haw!"

Kelgar looks around for the one orphan he managed to procure

finding the little rascal
<img src="http://slangdesign.com/forums/Themes/default/images/dice.gif" alt="" />Rolling 1d20: <div style="background-color: #919191;">(12): Total = 12 </div>