Everyone Betrays Me!: The Room Tribute Thread

[Wooberman]

I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark.

[Mckma]

Everyone betrays me.  

Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0368226/quotes

Oh man, I wanted to put that one...

So, this quote isn't so great, but the delivery was priceless:
Johnny: "Don't touch me mother fucker."

[Maze]

Did Wiseau ever say in an interview why the movie is called "The Room"?

Is it because the most consistent thing in the film is the room where the director fucked a barely legal actress?

[clockworkjoe]

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[Mckma]

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What is he wearing?

[Setherick]

Tramp! You killed him. You're the cause of all of this. I don't love you. Get out of my life, you bitch!

[Mckma]

Tramp! You killed him. You're the cause of all of this. I don't love you. Get out of my life, you bitch!

I was so disappointed, I wished he had said trollop instead, I think it would have been perfect.

[clockworkjoe]

is it...is it...

tearing you apart

[Mckma]

is it...is it...

tearing you apart

No...

I wish I could feel all of that raw emotion that Tommy expressed though...

[Murph]

Netflix now has this in their collection, so....

I just poured myself a rum and coke, and popped it in.  If i retain my sanity I'll post again.

[Setherick]

Netflix now has this in their collection, so....

I just poured myself a rum and coke, and popped it in.  If i retain my sanity I'll post again.

You're tearing me apart!!!!!!

[robotkarateman]

Netflix now has this in their collection, so....

Sadly it's not on streaming. I'd be afraid of it accidentally tearing open and the postman seeing what I rented.

[Tadanori Oyama]

Netflix now has this in their collection, so....

I just poured myself a rum and coke, and popped it in.  If i retain my sanity I'll post again.

I nearly pissed myself reading the "summary" of the movie Netflix has listed.

[AmishNinja]

There was a showing of the movie where I live this past Saturday around midnight. I'd already seen it before, but seeing it with a bunch of other people who were "in on the joke" was a good cult movie experience. Some of the gags:

1. There was a "best friend" count. Every time Mark or Lisa mentioned Mark and Johnny being best friends, the count went up. Think it got to 8.
2. Half of the scenes where Mark showed up, a bunch of people called out "Sestosterone!" - because his actor's name is Greg Sestero.
3. Every time a picture of a spoon showed up in a scene, a barrage of plastic spoons were thrown at the screen by viewers.
4. Everyone joined in on the big quotes; "You're tearing me APART, Lisa!!", "Stop ganging up on me!", etc.
5. Making puke noises during the sex scenes.

[rayner23]

When I saw the movie, there was a group of guys who were singing all the lyrics during the sex scenes.