Oh. My. God. Fiasco is so much fun!
Uploaded RPPR-CP-Fiasco-Picture_Perfect.mp3 to the FTP site.
There is so much hilarity in that file that I mixed it down, tagged it and uploaded it almost immediately after the game ended.
Maybe you could base your fiasco game in Maine and have the two missing players be either PCs or part of the plot.
Holy shit, I wish we had thought of that! It would have been great.
There's always next time...