Chuck Norris Turns 70 and Other Chuck Norris Fact

[Maze]

Found it: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/51-things-you.php

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[Kroack]

(why did you start this thread.... )

Blasphemy against Norris!

[clockworkjoe]

Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris

[Kroack]

No, no, no. It can't be true!

[rayner23]

Found it: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/51-things-you.php

(why did you start this thread.... )

Thank you for finding that! That's exactly what I was quoting from!


Marvel at the mullet.

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[Setherick]

Found it: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/51-things-you.php

(why did you start this thread.... )

Thank you for finding that! That's exactly what I was quoting from!


Marvel at the mullet.

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I knew this thread was a one way ticket to derailment town. So...have some more mullets.

Also, I've edited a new derailed thread picture.

[Order66]

Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris

in the movie but in real life land  Chuck Norris would kill Bruse lee

[Setherick]

Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris

in the movie but in real life land  Chuck Norris would kill Bruse lee

In real life, Bruce Lee is dead. So, let's think about this, would you still take a 70 year old Chuck Norris against an undead Bruce Lee? ... didn't think so.

[ristarr]

Bruce Lee would make a great undead.  A grandmaster of flowers zombie.  Talk about surprising the party with the old "there is a zombie in the room ... No, no, just one zombie" trick.

[Setherick]

Bruce Lee would make a great undead.  A grandmaster of flowers zombie.  Talk about surprising the party with the old "there is a zombie in the room ... No, no, just one zombie" trick.

If I have time, I think I'll roll Bruce Lee up as a AFMBE boss.

[Order66]

good idea

[porker]

i raped Chuck Norris in the but

[rayner23]

Bruce Lee was Kato and there is no more badass character in the history of comic books/sci-fi than Kato.

[Tadanori Oyama]

In real life, Bruce Lee is dead.

Read your Dr. McNinja, sir. He's on the moon.

[Boyos]

Bruce Lee was Kato and there is no more badass character in the history of comic books/sci-fi than Kato.

I was told that there supposed to be making a green hornet movie as seth rogan as the green hornet! Makes me wonder if it will be good.


On a side note, KICK ASS LOOKS FUCKING AWSOME!

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