Ross, you're a god amongst bros, bro.
Remember that time I put those rims on my caddie and everyone acted like they didn't give a shit. Not you, bro. Not by a long shot. You took one look and told me that they were the shit and they were. You knew, bro. You are a brossiah, sent down from bro-heaven to die on the bro cross for our sins. It's a true broagedy that someone as broriffic as you could be treated like such a bitch by some of the fags that this world has. Listen, bromaldehyde, much like the 33rd president of the United States, Harry S. Broman, you have dropped the atomic bromb on Hibroshima and Nagabraki.
And for that, I thank you.