The Corrupt A Wish Thread

[Setherick]

I wish I had $3000, American, with no strings attached, physical, metaphysical, metaphorical, etc.

Granted, it does not come with "strings;" instead, the $3000 is surgically grafted to your body. The moment it becomes fused, you get a sudden urge to give up all worldly possession and become a Buddhist monk. While you can get rid of everything you own, you can't remove the grafted money. This makes you the ultimate Buddhist metaphor.

I wish I had more Good & Plenty's.

[Setherick]

Granted, there are no strings attached just pinless grenades.

Mine's funnier. 

[Dogfish]

Granted, there are no strings attached just pinless grenades.

Mine's funnier. 

Actually you went outside the terms of the social contract and skipped my wish. Dick.

Granted, you get more of Good and Plenty's dick, the ladyboys.

I wish people kept to the natural order of forum law.

[+1 Hat]

Granted, you are executed for a typo by the Grammar Gestapo.

I wish it was May 24th, 2010 already, so I could get off this vampire schedule.

[Boyos]

Granted It is now May 24th, 2010. But new news just came in, the world has strangly stoped spinning, it is now day time for ever on the North American side. in 3 - 7 days we will be burnt alive due to massive soler rays. the only safe place is the thin line where darkness meets light. If you move there it will be cold and dark.

I wish I didnt have to work 3rd shift any more!

[ThnJonWasAZmbie]

Granted, now you have to work a 4th and 5th as well.

I wish pokemon were real.

[clockworkjoe]

wish granted. Civilization burns to the ground as a result. What, you think giving kids that kind of power would result in anything but total fucking carnage?

I wish the singularity would happen.

[+1 Hat]

Granted. The Earth and all its inhabitants are sucked past the event horizon of the black hole that is what's left of Sol (stellar physics be damned). Don't you wish you'd specified the technological singularity?

I wish it was Saturday and I was smokin' up some hookah.

[Dogfish]

Granted, sadly someone has replaced your hashish with dog-shit and you've just taken your first big inhalation.

I wish my exams weren't starting in 11 days.

[Seejo Crux]

Granted. They're actually starting tomorrow, and despite all the studying and good attendance you've got, you're going to get an 89.4% on that one final you need to Ace to salvage your horrible grade. And your teacher isn't going to round that up to a 90.

Has anyone wished for a million wishes yet?

I wish they would do a remake of those Wishmaster movies and call the resulting film "THE Wishmaster".

[Dogfish]

(89% is more than enough, thanks lad)

[acronomicon]

I wish they would do a remake of those Wishmaster movies and call the resulting film "THE Wishmaster".

Granted.  In an effort to make it more theater friendly, Shaquille O'Neil is back to play a Djinn again and his ultimate goal is to get his Djinn brethren to rule the world... and to make sure that product placement hits an all time high.  Miley Cirus will, of course, be the one making the wishes.  And her wish to be a better singer will make sure the viewers are treated to a LOT of concert footage.  It will be a franchise reboot gone horribly awry.

I wish the pollen count would go down.  And I don't care if I've (potentially) already wished for that before.

[ThnJonWasAZmbie]

Granted, unfortunately grass and mold counts have gone up to such a horrifying amount, that you are now allergic to those as well if you weren't before.

I wish Star Wars the Old Republic would come out sooner than next year.

[Boyos]

Granted, unfortunately grass and mold counts have gone up to such a horrifying amount, that you are now allergic to those as well if you weren't before.

I wish Star Wars the Old Republic would come out sooner than next year.

Granted its coming out next week, but since its still in the alpha state only 10 people can play on it at a time, Que time 3 days 4 hours and 37 min.

I wish my house would clean it self.

(On a side note, I read that SWTOR will not going to be out befor end of fiscal year 2011, so thats like some time mid 2011, so It might still be out 3rd or 4th Quarter of next year.

[beowuuf]

Wish granted! The house becomes self aware. It maintains a pleasant appearance on the outside, carefully painting its walls and cleaning the windows. And, of course, eats and excretes everything inside it that it didn't throw up violently first. I'll leave it as dealer's choice which category you come under.


I wish my DSL connection had not disconnected for 2 1/2 days!