The Corrupt A Wish Thread

[Boyos]

Granted you now have sex with men for money!

I wish I Had a wallet that allways had the exact amount of money I need when im buying stuff.

[Tadanori Oyama]

I wish I Had a wallet that allways had the exact amount of money I need when im buying stuff.

Granted, your wallet refreshes its cash supply by remotely selling your blood, organs, and other biological valuables, in proportion to whatever you need to buy.

I wish my work day ended at 4pm and not 5 pm.

[Setherick]

I wish my work day ended at 4pm and not 5 pm.

Granted, it now ends at 4pm every other day, requiring you to work 32 hours straight.

I wish I had internet at my new flat.

[Tadanori Oyama]

I wish I had internet at my new flat.

Granted and the hidden web cams the creepy serviceman installed in your bathroom are broadcasting perfectly.

I wish I could go straight to gaming tonight without having to go to bell practice.

[clockworkjoe]

wtf is bell practice

[Kroack]

wtf is bell practice

Obviously Tad is a hideously deformed hunchback, silly!

I wish I had internet at my new flat.

Granted and the hidden web cams the creepy serviceman installed in your bathroom are broadcasting perfectly.

I wish I could go straight to gaming tonight without having to go to bell practice.

Granted, except now that you just threw Archdeacon Dom Claude Frollo from the top of Notre Dame home isn't the best place to hide.

I wish that my gaming group would play Call of Cthulhu.  

[Dawnsteel]

I wish that my gaming group would play Call of Cthulhu.  

Granted.  All their characters are illiterate and dual-wield shotguns.

I wish I didn't have a schedule conflict with the local gaming group that just asked me to join.

[Boyos]

Granted you now can game with them whenever, but its in a cat box infested, porn wal-pappered, smoke stained 1 bedroom basement apt.

I wish I had a pizza right now!

[FuzzyDan]

Granted you now can game with them whenever, but its in a cat box infested, porn wal-pappered, smoke stained 1 bedroom basement apt.

I wish I had a pizza right now!

Granted, the Pizza Deliveryperson will be pressing charges.

I wish maximum caseload standards were lower.

[Dawnsteel]

I wish maximum caseload standards were lower.

Granted.  Maximum caseload standards have been lowered.  To compensate, your department has hired eighteen mouth-breathing idiots with poor hygiene, and you have to train all of them.

I wish I had the confidence to start running a skype game.

[Arje]

Granted, but so that your karma is balanced, your manhood is decreased proportional to the increase in your confidence.

I wish New futurama was here noooooooow.

[ugnis13]

Granted, but so that your karma is balanced, your manhood is decreased proportional to the increase in your confidence.

I wish New futurama was here noooooooow.

Granted. You wake up from your blackout as the show is starting. Your phone has several concerned messages from friends asking why the cops are now looking for you.

I wish i didnt need to do my chemistry lab write ups.

[clockworkjoe]

Granted.  You are now expelled.

I wish the singularity would happen

[Wooberman]

Granted, it was a bit of an anti-climax.

I wish there were more good tv shows and less reality tv shows

[clockworkjoe]

Granted, it was a bit of an anti-climax.

I wish there were more good tv shows and less reality tv shows

your wish is already true you just don't watch enough of the good shows. Srsly.