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Holy pissing shit balls
« on: April 12, 2010, 01:01:55 PM »
So guess what I just got my hands on?

That's right, cockmongers, my very own M-51 Engineer's Field Bag!!!!1!!!!!!!one!

And just so Ross and I can't ever get our bags confused (hur hur hur) in real life, mine is

OLIVE FUCKING DRAB, MOTHERFUCKER!

So now I just need to find some suitably epic pins'n'patches'n'shit to geek this fuckdamn King of Bags into the Megafucking Emperor of Gaming Bags and Shit.

SRSLY though, this bag is made of every bit of awesome that Ross'n'Tom said it was, so by all means, if wagging your gaming swag around in conformist totes like backpacks or recycled $1 Wal-Mart bags is getting your shit down, create an account w/ Uncle Sam's Army/ Navy Outfitters, wait for this thing to go on sale, and BAG IT THE FUCK UP, FIZZBITCH!
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Re: Holy pissing shit balls
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2010, 01:37:13 PM »
Mine is olive drab too.

Oh shit.
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Re: Holy pissing shit balls
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2010, 01:38:09 PM »
You can't see it because this is the internet but I'm trying to touch your bag through the screen. I can feel the awesome from here.
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Re: Holy pissing shit balls
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2010, 01:49:23 PM »
Quote from: Tadanori Oyama on April 12, 2010, 01:38:09 PM
You can't see it because this is the internet but I'm trying to touch your bag through the screen. I can feel the awesome from here.

Alright M-51 engineer bag.
Show us on your product label where Tad touched you through the internet.


Seriously though. This bag truly is as awesome as indicated. I have mine on me pretty much 24/7. Right now it's holding three sketchbooks, a dozen pens and pencils, character sheets for my current game,a Delta Green book, the Nemesis system printed out, my laptop, my recording equipment, and some emergency dice. (Yes I just said that.)

Best part is, it isn't even full.
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Re: Holy pissing shit balls
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2010, 01:51:11 PM »
Quote from: +1 Hat on April 12, 2010, 01:01:55 PM
So guess what I just got my hands on?

That's right, cockmongers, my very own M-51 Engineer's Field Bag!!!!1!!!!!!!one!

And just so Ross and I can't ever get our bags confused (hur hur hur) in real life, mine is

OLIVE FUCKING DRAB, MOTHERFUCKER!

So now I just need to find some suitably epic pins'n'patches'n'shit to geek this fuckdamn King of Bags into the Megafucking Emperor of Gaming Bags and Shit.

SRSLY though, this bag is made of every bit of awesome that Ross'n'Tom said it was, so by all means, if wagging your gaming swag around in conformist totes like backpacks or recycled $1 Wal-Mart bags is getting your shit down, create an account w/ Uncle Sam's Army/ Navy Outfitters, wait for this thing to go on sale, and BAG IT THE FUCK UP, FIZZBITCH!

I remember them talking about this bag on the podcast, but goddamn!  Hearing your description makes me believe this is the end all be all bag!  I must see it.
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Re: Holy pissing shit balls
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2010, 02:08:20 PM »
Just looked at the bag......wow
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Re: Holy pissing shit balls
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2010, 02:11:04 PM »
Quote from: ArtfulShrapnel on April 12, 2010, 01:49:23 PM
Alright M-51 engineer bag.
Show us on your product label where Tad touched you through the internet.

The bag lead me on! It's label said vintage!
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Re: Holy pissing shit balls
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2010, 02:51:21 PM »
Quote from: ThnJonWasAZmbie on April 12, 2010, 02:08:20 PM
Just looked at the bag......wow

I think you are lying good sir. Had you truly gazed upon the majesty of the bag, you would be blind and incapable of typing for 2d6 days.
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Re: Holy pissing shit balls
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2010, 03:01:53 PM »
Quote from: ArtfulShrapnel on April 12, 2010, 02:51:21 PM
Quote from: ThnJonWasAZmbie on April 12, 2010, 02:08:20 PM
Just looked at the bag......wow

I think you are lying good sir. Had you truly gazed upon the majesty of the bag, you would be blind and incapable of typing for 2d6 days.

Lol I had to hire someone to type for me.
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Re: Holy pissing shit balls
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2010, 03:13:55 PM »
You have started down a wondrous path.  A path that leads to oneness with the Gods.  The neuromancers will speak of you, the ageless ones, who have taken the step to divinity by purchasing the very bag that comes from the gossamer wings of angels.
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Re: Holy pissing shit balls
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2010, 03:26:39 PM »
Quote from: Tom Church on April 12, 2010, 03:13:55 PM
You have started down a wondrous path.  A path that leads to oneness with the Gods.  The neuromancers will speak of you, the ageless ones, who have taken the step to divinity by purchasing the very bag that comes from the gossamer wings of angels.

And by "angels" he means "burly men from the 1930's who smelt of gunpowder cordite, sweat, MRE's, and machine oil".

Truly they were as gods who made this bag...

EDIT: Did they use gunpowder or cordite in bullets from WWI? I can't remember and I don't want to be looking up "WWI firearms" on my work computer. (Though "holy pissing shit balls" probably won't look any better in my browser history."

EDIT: Thanks Jon!
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Re: Holy pissing shit balls
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2010, 03:46:49 PM »
Quote from: ArtfulShrapnel on April 12, 2010, 03:26:39 PM
Quote from: Tom Church on April 12, 2010, 03:13:55 PM
You have started down a wondrous path.  A path that leads to oneness with the Gods.  The neuromancers will speak of you, the ageless ones, who have taken the step to divinity by purchasing the very bag that comes from the gossamer wings of angels.

And by "angels" he means "burly men from the 1930's who smelt of gunpowder, sweat, MRE's, and machine oil".

Truly they were as gods who made this bag...

EDIT: Did they use gunpowder or cordite in bullets from WWI? I can't remember and I don't want to be looking up "WWI firearms" on my work computer. (Though "holy pissing shit balls" probably won't look any better in my browser history."

They used cordite.
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Re: Holy pissing shit balls
« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2010, 03:47:56 PM »
Get back to work Tom
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Re: Holy pissing shit balls
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2010, 04:56:35 PM »
I've had my M51 for about two years now. They do kick as much ass as advertised.

Although, I have to admit, when I first ordered it, it was a little too messenger-bag douchey for me. But I've since grown to love it.
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Re: Holy pissing shit balls
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2010, 05:44:20 PM »
Has the zipper broken off yet?

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