So guess what I just got my hands on?
That's right, cockmongers, my very own M-51 Engineer's Field Bag!!!!1!!!!!!!one!
And just so Ross and I can't ever get our bags confused (hur hur hur) in real life, mine is
OLIVE FUCKING DRAB, MOTHERFUCKER!
So now I just need to find some suitably epic pins'n'patches'n'shit to geek this fuckdamn King of Bags into the Megafucking Emperor of Gaming Bags and Shit.
SRSLY though, this bag is made of every bit of awesome that Ross'n'Tom said it was, so by all means, if wagging your gaming swag around in conformist totes like backpacks or recycled $1 Wal-Mart bags is getting your shit down, create an account w/ Uncle Sam's Army/ Navy Outfitters, wait for this thing to go on sale, and BAG IT THE FUCK UP, FIZZBITCH!