[spoiler]The new button creates spoilers[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Tyler Durgan was every killer on the orient express (he was actually pirates), and only the kid could see he was a dead Kevin Spacey the whole time, and that Kevin Spacey wasn't really a woman. Plants killed off the aliens by driving them insane and made them think water was harmful, and the whole plot was set in the present. Darth Vadar was blind all along, and the book was actually in Christian Bale's imagination (twice).[/spoiler]