Phillip hopes he remembered his Computer Approved Personal Cleanliness Response Packet, which he as a Citizen of exceptional hygiene always tries to keep on hand. If he has it he will attempt to help the dazed agent Winsmith clean himself up. Since he would not wish to alarm Friend Computer with the severity of Winsmith's injuries, he will also surreptitiously attempt to patch Winsmith's skull using some handy Skele-Gel from a nearby medkit.
Hygiene 10
Total = 7
Medical 7
Total = 7
You manage to clean Winsmith up very well. There is no medkit available in the briefing room, but you don't have time to notice this because now your clothes have
caught fire as well!
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Harold enters the briefing room with gusto.
"Hello Friend Computer, I apologize for my tardiness, I was making sure to work off the electrical shock i received from my computer that affected my personality"
Chutzpah - 4
Total = 20
The Computer doesn't seem to notice you, you're safe for now. But what does seem to acknowldege your entrance is a tiny metallic briefcase. It... walks... up to you and slowly opens its lid. Inside you notice forms titled LONGSHAFT. The forms are green in color.
The little briefcase... says, " Please read your mission papers!"
Classy stares into the back of Winsmiths now open skull how dare he explodes in my face after all I did for him. I carried him, I expertly operated on him and he explodes in my face how the hell did he even explode I bet he would blame it on me but noooo I know his plan Commie bastard. Take out the strongest member of the team and corrupt the rest I see what your up to. Next time you need operating on. *pats his remote explosive and laughs maniacally*
Everyone in the room hears malicious cackling.
Communist Cackling perhaps!
Gary looks over at Harold, "Your tardiness shows blatant disrespect for Friend Computer. I expect significantly more loyalty from you in the future. Now volunteer for something."
Management - 6
Total = 8
He then proceeds to try and make Winsmith's brain look much more like his face. "Good as new! I can barely tell that grey matter isn't your eyebrow."
Disguise - 12
Total = 2
Harold feels an insatiable need to volunteer for a mandatory position. Perhaps this is communist propaganda forcing him Harold to do something?
Gary does a fantastic job at disguising the
burning flames that are now consuming two troubleshooters. Gary manages to fashion a metal cylinder around Winsmith's head. Soon, smoke begins to billow out of the top and the metal turns white. You are trying to disguise Philip when emergency sirens begin to wail inside the building.
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Winsmith does not feel well at all. It might be the flames burning through his skull, or the heavy bleeding, or the permanent brain damage, or the superhot volcano hat. But you are beginning to hallucinate. Suddenly everybody in the room looks like:
OOC: Although of course you have no idea who Stalin is. Also, you all are too nice to each other.
