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Re: If your wife/girlfriend won't let you see this movie, call her a bitch
« Reply #30 on: August 18, 2010, 12:41:25 PM »
I thought The Expendables was very entertaining movie.  The last action sequence was so ridiculous it was awesome. [spoiler] You got to love an automatic shotgun.[/spoiler]

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Re: If your wife/girlfriend won't let you see this movie, call her a bitch
« Reply #31 on: August 18, 2010, 12:44:34 PM »
I just checked the numbers and Expendables beat Eat Love Pray! Machoism still flows thick and chunky in the summer heat. We deserve to be men!

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Re: If your wife/girlfriend won't let you see this movie, call her a bitch
« Reply #32 on: August 19, 2010, 07:43:19 AM »
It was ok...kind of a poor man's The Dogs of War but with a cast that should of pulled their weight and elevated it.

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Re: If your wife/girlfriend won't let you see this movie, call her a bitch
« Reply #33 on: August 22, 2010, 12:48:13 PM »
i had a dream last night where the cast of The Expendables fought Predators. I haven't seen either movie. They killed a predator and used some kind of signal device to call over other predators and then blow them up with excessive firepower.

I suspect my dream is better than either movie.


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Re: If your wife/girlfriend won't let you see this movie, call her a bitch
« Reply #34 on: August 22, 2010, 03:06:00 PM »
i had a dream last night where the cast of The Expendables fought Predators. I haven't seen either movie. They killed a predator and used some kind of signal device to call over other predators and then blow them up with excessive firepower.

This sounds like a Wushu game.

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Re: If your wife/girlfriend won't let you see this movie, call her a bitch
« Reply #35 on: August 22, 2010, 06:42:21 PM »
i had a dream last night where the cast of The Expendables fought Predators. I haven't seen either movie. They killed a predator and used some kind of signal device to call over other predators and then blow them up with excessive firepower.

I suspect my dream is better than either movie.



Hey now I liked Predators, granted the ending was dumb but the rest of the movie was ok.

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Re: If your wife/girlfriend won't let you see this movie, call her a bitch
« Reply #36 on: August 22, 2010, 09:42:13 PM »
which predator movie

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Re: If your wife/girlfriend won't let you see this movie, call her a bitch
« Reply #37 on: August 22, 2010, 09:44:04 PM »
which predator movie

No, "Predators". It came out this year.

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Hey now I liked Predators, granted the ending was dumb but the rest of the movie was ok.

On the other hand... that's actually a fair description of most of the Predator movies.

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Re: If your wife/girlfriend won't let you see this movie, call her a bitch
« Reply #38 on: August 23, 2010, 05:04:37 AM »
atleast they have a theam...

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Re: If your wife/girlfriend won't let you see this movie, call her a bitch
« Reply #39 on: August 23, 2010, 03:05:00 PM »
I think the most meaningful lesson I learned from watching the various "Predator" movies over the years is that a bare-chested, machete-wielding indian is no match for a predator.

Also, some dudes don't need shaving cream or water to shave and predators enjoy endlessly analyzing the words "Any time..."
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Re: If your wife/girlfriend won't let you see this movie, call her a bitch
« Reply #40 on: August 23, 2010, 11:09:02 PM »
well you should just

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and we'll see.

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Re: If your wife/girlfriend won't let you see this movie, call her a bitch
« Reply #41 on: August 30, 2010, 09:19:19 AM »
I think the most meaningful lesson I learned from watching the various "Predator" movies over the years is that a bare-chested, machete-wielding indian is no match for a predator.

Also, some dudes don't need shaving cream or water to shave and predators enjoy endlessly analyzing the words "Any time..."

and dont forget that Jessie The Body Ventura is a Sexual Tyrannosaurus.

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Re: If your wife/girlfriend won't let you see this movie, call her a bitch
« Reply #42 on: August 30, 2010, 11:58:18 AM »
I think the most meaningful lesson I learned from watching the various "Predator" movies over the years is that a bare-chested, machete-wielding indian is no match for a predator.

Also, some dudes don't need shaving cream or water to shave and predators enjoy endlessly analyzing the words "Any time..."

and dont forget that Jessie The Body Ventura is a Sexual Tyrannosaurus.

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Re: If your wife/girlfriend won't let you see this movie, call her a bitch
« Reply #43 on: August 30, 2010, 09:46:27 PM »
I think ill prob ruin it by showing you what comes befor if you dont rember.

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