I have a humorous left 4 dead 2 story. I almost never start a fresh game, preferring to join online games in progress. Of course this almost always means joining the side that is losing and people have raged out of. This doesn't bother me as I like to play and losing has never bothered me. So, I spawn in on the infected side in No Mercy map 4: The hospital. The enemy team that is in the lead by a lot is already in the elevator on their way to the 28th floor. I'm a charger so I find one of the good spots and manage to charge one of the survivors off the building. So, the guy I charged off types into the chat window
"who cares"
Now, I'm not much of a trash talker, but this seemed to be asking for a response, so I give the obvious one:
"You do"
He proceeds to explain to me that I should look at the scoreboard. I explain that I really don't care about it. He explains that it's the only thing that really matters. So... fair enough, he takes his game (too) seriously. So, it's our turn to be survivors and my team isn't so hot. We get nailed quickly, and this guy and his team keep on and on with the denigrating comments.
Map 5 is up and being the leaders they are up first. Since we are losing and this guy is a jerk, I decide he is going to be my bitch. I get a jockey and since he is running around trash talking, I jockey him off the side. His friends don't get to him in time so they suicide jump and laugh about the score. They are looking forward to just beating on us as we can't possibly win with the scores this way.
Predictable we are getting our butts handed to us while these guys keep coming with the comments. We do hold out for a while, but things go sour. All the time I'm watching the score screen. Near the end, int he last few seconds with just one survivor up, one of their teammates leaves. I quickly hit the switch team button, just as they finish him off ending the game....with me on the winning team! The guy just about shits himself when I pop onto my mic and announce I WIN! So funny!!!!
