uncomfortable movie summaries

[clockworkjoe]

http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2009/04/uncomfortable-plot-summaries/

# BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
# BENJI: Family abandons beloved pet, forcing it to engage in a dangerous cross-country journey.
# BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA: Redneck trucker kills Chinese immigrants.

[Tadanori Oyama]

My favorite:

BLADE RUNNER: Man with no apparent skill stumbles into escaped robots, fails to kill most, fucks one.

Oh, and this is a close second:
KILL BILL: Irresponsible mother wants custody of her child.

I should really finish the list before posting:
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL: British comedy troupe inadvertently creates language lab for nerds.

[Setherick]

My favorite:

BLADE RUNNER: Man with no apparent skill stumbles into escaped robots, fails to kill most, fucks one.

Oh, and this is a close second:
KILL BILL: Irresponsible mother wants custody of her child.

I should really finish the list before posting:
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL: British comedy troupe inadvertently creates language lab for nerds.

I like the Blade Runner one as well. It was probably my favorite.