I am a horrible monster
I am horrible at SC2
I have started watching Huskys replays and some day9 replays
OH GOD
I am on battle.net
I have never played a 1v1 online yet because I can't even beat a single AI on normal yet.
Unfortunately, you have to learn how to hit hotkeys, and memorize build orders, learn how to micro and macro. It's a whole to do. Get out now if you're okay with being bad/want to continue to produce quality RPG content.
Edit: This is what you have to be able to do in order to be good. You will probably uninstall the game and cry after watching this. I know I almost did.
If you want to see what a casual player can pull off with some practice: A goon casted
two of my matches in the goon-run tournament (CeleryMan is me). I'm maybe 1/50th of what good korean players are. SC2 is hard, man.