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General Category => General Chaos => : Boyos July 25, 2009, 04:40:47 AM
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So I was watching adult swim tonight and saw a new trailer.
Sadly neather one of these is the one I saw, but are of the movie I now know I need to see!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02OD8YnzzmE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sQhTVz5IjQ
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this is a must see
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Yeh, I've been waiting for this since last summer.
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Here is the movie of the year, so just forget about everything else.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjvJHsJD8ic
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bah
this is it
the best movie
trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aLRH1H52rc
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There are a ton of movies at Movie Gallery that are just rip-offs of famous movies and I really want to see them.
For instance: Terminators
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5koDB3t_Qzg/SgQl3ejInFI/AAAAAAAAFP0/QDzR-7GWZMs/s400/terminators-knockoff.jpg
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http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/ninjaassassin/
Ninja! Assassin! Ninja Assassin! Decent RP fodder to help us all picture the badassness of the "ninja" class of your game of choice.
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/wherethewildthingsare/
Where the Wild Things Are. That's all you should need to know.
http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/district9/
District 9 - almost as psyched for this as I am Inglorious Basterds.
http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/pandorum/
Pandorum - hopefully will at least attempt to emulate the terrifying parts of Event Horizon, space horror = excitement!
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"Where the Wild Things Are" looks like it is going to be amazing. Nay, fucking amazing.
Anyone see the G.I. Joe movie other than Ross, Jason and me? For those of you wondering, yes it does suck ass.
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"Where the Wild Things Are" looks like it is going to be amazing. Nay, fucking amazing.
Anyone see the G.I. Joe movie other than Ross, Jason and me? For those of you wondering, yes it does suck ass.
i heard both ways on GI Joe. one friend said it sucked, another said it was a good action movie. I think i wanna see it to see it but dont wanna play a full price so prob see it befor 3pm haha.
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I was only sort of wondering if it was worth anything, considering I'm not a fan of the transformers movies, this G.I.Joe seems almost more brainless, if such a thing was possible.
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The action scenes are boring in GI Joe. Nothing you haven't seen before.
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I just realized that the action scenes are basically things you could find in the Spy Kids movies. Granted, people die here, but the choreography and the effects weren't anything to write home about.
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I hate people who say "oh well this is a good popcorn movie where you don't have to think and there are explosions and boobs and shit" because that excuses goddamn boring action scenes. I can forgive a boring plot. I can forgive boring acting and boring scripts. But if your whole reason for existence is to wow us with your CGI enhanced multi-million dollar action scenes, THEN IT BETTER BE WORTH IT
If you make a 200 million dollar summer action movie, the action scenes better be fucking amazing. I don't want a by the numbers scene that I've seen 50 times before.
I want martial arts fights like the Matrix
I want sword fights like Gladiator or Kill Bill
I want gun fights like the Matrix, Terminator 1 and 2, Hardboiled, Hot Fuzz or Heat.
I want superheroics like the Dark Knight or at least Iron Man
I want giant ass battles like LOTR or Braveheart
If you can't make a movie in that league then fuck you and go home. Your shit is weak and isn't worth the price of a ticket.
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Also, people died in G.I. Joe? They're raping my childhood! I expect every solider be armed with a parachute and emergency eject button that can be activated even after you're dead so you don't actually die!
NERD RAGE!
Seriously though, agree, sounds like a dud, but hey, at least people actually paid money to go see it opening weekend!
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it wasn't great but it brought back memories
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I hate people who say "oh well this is a good popcorn movie where you don't have to think and there are explosions and boobs and shit" ...
If you can't make a movie in that league then fuck you and go home. Your shit is weak and isn't worth the price of a ticket.
I do so like it when you hold back on how you really feel...
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Holy fuck, District 9 was amazing.
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That's really the only feedback I was hoping to get before being able to go see it. Excellent.
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district 9 on wednesday
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Heres something I stumbled onto whilst looking up crap on machinima.com.
http://www.machinima.com/film/view&id=39555 (http://www.machinima.com/film/view&id=39555) The Gamer
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I hate people who say "oh well this is a good popcorn movie where you don't have to think and there are explosions and boobs and shit" because that excuses goddamn boring action scenes. I can forgive a boring plot. I can forgive boring acting and boring scripts. But if your whole reason for existence is to wow us with your CGI enhanced multi-million dollar action scenes, THEN IT BETTER BE WORTH IT
If you make a 200 million dollar summer action movie, the action scenes better be fucking amazing. I don't want a by the numbers scene that I've seen 50 times before.
I want martial arts fights like the Matrix
I want sword fights like Gladiator or Kill Bill
I want gun fights like the Matrix, Terminator 1 and 2, Hardboiled, Hot Fuzz or Heat.
I want superheroics like the Dark Knight or at least Iron Man
I want giant ass battles like LOTR or Braveheart
If you can't make a movie in that league then fuck you and go home. Your shit is weak and isn't worth the price of a ticket.
You know what I want? Leonard Part SEVEN!!!!!
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You know what I want? Leonard Part SEVEN!!!!!
QUELISH!
(no I did not have to look that up)
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What the fuck is this?:
http://gamerthemovie.com/ (http://gamerthemovie.com/)
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What the fuck is this?:
http://gamerthemovie.com/ (http://gamerthemovie.com/)
do you remember the sandra bullock thriller 'the net'
remember how that was a piece of shit
think is how hollywood moviefies a new thing
first the internet
now computer gaming
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I think there should be an action movie based on texting.
It would star Jason Statham and it would be called "LMAO." When he kills people he starts to laugh so hard he doubles over in pain.
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I think there should be an action movie based on texting.
It would star Jason Statham and it would be called "LMAO." When he kills people he starts to laugh so hard he doubles over in pain.
It actually should be called D.W.T. (Driving While Texting) and it should take place in Utah. The basic plotline would be Jason Stratham winds up in prison on a setup because he supposedly killed someone with his car while text messaging. While in prison he uncovers a conspiracy between the major cellphone companies and the state of Utah to make the state additional revenue by spamming text messages to people's phones so they will check them while they are driving. Stratham engineers a daring escape plan with his fellow inmates by going old school and using Morse Code messages, which the technocratic guards can't decifer. Stratham then gets revenge on the person that set him up by handcuffing the guy to a chair and duct taping a cellphone to his head for twenty continuous years at which point the man gets brain cancer and dies.
But the movie is really a tragicomedy because Stratham then learns he too has brain cancer (as well as carpel tunnel from tapping Morse Code messages).
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I think there should be an action movie based on texting.
It would star Jason Statham and it would be called "LMAO." When he kills people he starts to laugh so hard he doubles over in pain.
It actually should be called D.W.T. (Driving While Texting) and it should take place in Utah. The basic plotline would be Jason Stratham winds up in prison on a setup because he supposedly killed someone with his car while text messaging. While in prison he uncovers a conspiracy between the major cellphone companies and the state of Utah to make the state additional revenue by spamming text messages to people's phones so they will check them while they are driving. Stratham engineers a daring escape plan with his fellow inmates by going old school and using Morse Code messages, which the technocratic guards can't decifer. Stratham then gets revenge on the person that set him up by handcuffing the guy to a chair and duct taping a cellphone to his head for twenty continuous years at which point the man gets brain cancer and dies.
But the movie is really a tragicomedy because Stratham then learns he too has brain cancer (as well as carpel tunnel from tapping Morse Code messages).
Must respond with... "LOL"!!!!
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The real sad thing is the whole meta thing of it. Jason Statham really does have brain cancer and this stupid movie is the only way the doctor who diagnosed it thought of to tell him the truth.
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Well, there always SUCK...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDlLh523928
Henry Rollins, Dimitri Coats, Alice Cooper, Calico Cooper, Malcolm McDowell, Iggp Pop, Dave Foley and Moby in one place. Oh, it's about vampires.
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Also, I would like to add that the screenwriter of the movie BOTCHED w/ Stephen Dorff must have sat in on at least a third of the GURPS games I've played in. It really does feel like I've watched a visual of someone's game, complete with prime examples of PC Logic.