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General Chaos / Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« on: December 02, 2009, 05:39:47 PM »
Hey, check this one out!!!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: wanna cyber?
Stranger: Hello, I'm the Omeglebot!
Stranger: Hell yesh!
You: ok
You: m or f?
Stranger: Let me put on my cybercondom.
You: m or f?
Stranger: Um... if you're not bright enough to know by now, I'm not wasting my SPERM on you.
Stranger: HINT HINT.
Stranger: Cybersperm of course.
You: i know
Stranger: You know?
You: so i'm gonna shart all over you and leave you panting for more and staring at my hard cunt, you fucking homo cuntlicker...
Stranger: Oh shit.
Stranger: I'm arroused.
You: wanna see it ooze some more?
Stranger: Why not.
Stranger: WAIT. You should get that rash checked out by a doctor.
Stranger: I'm not fucking touching that.
You: i slide your cyberzipper down your cyberpants
Stranger: Go get tested.
You: and put it in your cock
You: now you have genital herpes!!!
Stranger: NO. Get tested. Then call me.
Stranger: NOOOO.
You: Oops, the period monsters calling...
You: there we go,,,
Stranger: But it's only a mild form of dormant cyberherpies.
Stranger: So it's all good.
You: you have a cyber period on you
Stranger: Ew, get it off.
You: its cyber
Stranger: Why is it black?
You: and you can't delete it
Stranger: Whatthefuck.
Stranger: Your blood is black, what the hell, man.
Stranger: ...or woman.
You: i slide my huge breasts up and down your cock
Stranger: Oh, that's nice.
You: and start sucking it
Stranger: Cool, cool, that's always a party.
You: we roll over on your bed
You: in the mars space station
Stranger: I have a twin so... not too far.
Stranger: Or we'll fall off.
Stranger: And then you'll be knocked out and...
Stranger: on second though, you first.
You: ok
You: I dismember your penis and jump through the window
Stranger: Good thing I have a backup cyberpenis in my harddrive.
Stranger: So the joke's on you.
You: i stalk you and get your backup
You: you really wanna see my ass?
You: for real?
Stranger: But I have THAT backed up on a disk drive in Ohio.
Stranger: No, it's fat.
You: really
Stranger: Stop eating.
You: type tubgirl on google images
You: my ass is amazing
Stranger: It's only going to your ass because you know he doesn't like you.
You: oh really...
Stranger: So you sit in front of the fridge every day and just eat everything in sight untill your ass is HUGE.
Stranger: Then you can't fit out the door so that makes you depressed and you eat even more.
You: i suck so hard your DISMEMBERED cock sperms all over me
Stranger: That's cool. But...
Stranger: you left your vagina over here.
Stranger: So I'm keeping it.
Stranger: Forever.
You: i've landed in ohio to see your other cock
You: through concorde
Stranger: You vaginaless monkey.
You: i put your backup cybercock on
You: i'm a shemale!!!
Stranger: I hope you're having fun.
You: i orgasm on my self
You: whoops, now its sperm
You: i forgot
Stranger: Well anyways, this was all part of a segment for a new Dateline series with Christopher Mast! The members of our show are tracing your I.P. and will be there in moments!
Stranger: Good day, ma'm!
You: That's nice
You: bye!!!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: wanna cyber?
Stranger: Hello, I'm the Omeglebot!
Stranger: Hell yesh!
You: ok
You: m or f?
Stranger: Let me put on my cybercondom.
You: m or f?
Stranger: Um... if you're not bright enough to know by now, I'm not wasting my SPERM on you.
Stranger: HINT HINT.
Stranger: Cybersperm of course.
You: i know
Stranger: You know?
You: so i'm gonna shart all over you and leave you panting for more and staring at my hard cunt, you fucking homo cuntlicker...
Stranger: Oh shit.
Stranger: I'm arroused.
You: wanna see it ooze some more?
Stranger: Why not.
Stranger: WAIT. You should get that rash checked out by a doctor.
Stranger: I'm not fucking touching that.
You: i slide your cyberzipper down your cyberpants
Stranger: Go get tested.
You: and put it in your cock
You: now you have genital herpes!!!
Stranger: NO. Get tested. Then call me.
Stranger: NOOOO.
You: Oops, the period monsters calling...
You: there we go,,,
Stranger: But it's only a mild form of dormant cyberherpies.
Stranger: So it's all good.
You: you have a cyber period on you
Stranger: Ew, get it off.
You: its cyber
Stranger: Why is it black?
You: and you can't delete it
Stranger: Whatthefuck.
Stranger: Your blood is black, what the hell, man.
Stranger: ...or woman.
You: i slide my huge breasts up and down your cock
Stranger: Oh, that's nice.
You: and start sucking it
Stranger: Cool, cool, that's always a party.
You: we roll over on your bed
You: in the mars space station
Stranger: I have a twin so... not too far.
Stranger: Or we'll fall off.
Stranger: And then you'll be knocked out and...
Stranger: on second though, you first.
You: ok
You: I dismember your penis and jump through the window
Stranger: Good thing I have a backup cyberpenis in my harddrive.
Stranger: So the joke's on you.
You: i stalk you and get your backup
You: you really wanna see my ass?
You: for real?
Stranger: But I have THAT backed up on a disk drive in Ohio.
Stranger: No, it's fat.
You: really
Stranger: Stop eating.
You: type tubgirl on google images
You: my ass is amazing
Stranger: It's only going to your ass because you know he doesn't like you.
You: oh really...
Stranger: So you sit in front of the fridge every day and just eat everything in sight untill your ass is HUGE.
Stranger: Then you can't fit out the door so that makes you depressed and you eat even more.
You: i suck so hard your DISMEMBERED cock sperms all over me
Stranger: That's cool. But...
Stranger: you left your vagina over here.
Stranger: So I'm keeping it.
Stranger: Forever.
You: i've landed in ohio to see your other cock
You: through concorde
Stranger: You vaginaless monkey.
You: i put your backup cybercock on
You: i'm a shemale!!!
Stranger: I hope you're having fun.
You: i orgasm on my self
You: whoops, now its sperm
You: i forgot
Stranger: Well anyways, this was all part of a segment for a new Dateline series with Christopher Mast! The members of our show are tracing your I.P. and will be there in moments!
Stranger: Good day, ma'm!
You: That's nice
You: bye!!!
