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Re: Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta
« Reply #15 on: March 22, 2010, 05:17:24 PM »
Homo Sapiens is of the Great Ape family. You're all apes.

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Re: Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta
« Reply #16 on: March 22, 2010, 05:22:31 PM »
But not many of us are "grape apes"
I'm from Alaska. About Fifty miles south of Ankorage there's a little fishing town, maybe you've heard of it, it's called fuck your momma.

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Re: Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta
« Reply #17 on: March 22, 2010, 05:30:35 PM »
Homo Sapiens is of the Great Ape family. You're all apes.

Yes, I know. That was the whole crux of my joke.

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Re: Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta
« Reply #18 on: March 22, 2010, 09:01:57 PM »
Homo Sapiens is of the Great Ape family. You're all apes.

Yes, I know. That was the whole crux of my joke.

Nerds.
I'm from Alaska. About Fifty miles south of Ankorage there's a little fishing town, maybe you've heard of it, it's called fuck your momma.

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Re: Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta
« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2010, 08:52:20 AM »
Nerds.

Why do I picture a giant Cthulhu holding up a colourful orange & blue box and pouring people with pocket protectors and taped glasses into his mouth?

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Re: Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta
« Reply #20 on: March 23, 2010, 02:52:29 PM »
he can only do 1d6 per round! we heard this in the an AP already!

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Re: Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta
« Reply #21 on: March 23, 2010, 02:59:04 PM »
he can only do 1d6 per round! we heard this in the an AP already!

True. He can only do 1d6 a round.

That is to say

He can only eat 1d6 investigators a round.


Only.

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Re: Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta
« Reply #22 on: March 23, 2010, 03:07:07 PM »
They mostly come out at night.... mostly.

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Re: Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta
« Reply #23 on: March 23, 2010, 03:12:06 PM »
They mostly come out at night.... mostly.

I know! Anytime the sun goes down I've got investigators in my screen door. I need to set some traps or something, it's getting ridiculous.

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Re: Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta
« Reply #24 on: March 23, 2010, 07:42:34 PM »
They mostly come out at night.... mostly.

You bastard. You got this song stuck in my head now.

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Re: Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta
« Reply #25 on: March 23, 2010, 08:01:42 PM »
They mostly come out at night.... mostly.

You bastard. You got this song stuck in my head now.

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Re: Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta
« Reply #26 on: March 23, 2010, 09:50:04 PM »
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I know! Anytime the sun goes down I've got investigators in my screen door. I need to set some traps or something, it's getting ridiculous.

A bug zapper works great.  They gravitate to the shiny.
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Re: Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta
« Reply #27 on: March 23, 2010, 10:29:35 PM »
Im a little scared that I make a quote from alians and the master thinks of an even more scary late 80s early 90s song. He truly is a god of horror!