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Re: Ok Random Question
« Reply #15 on: April 19, 2009, 08:50:27 PM »
Gasp...... I have failed you once more Cathartic Lobster

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Well now that he is gone, Can I apply for his job?

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In short, leave your resume and a list of references with Rad Tad and we'll get back to you in 7 to 14 business days.
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Re: Ok Random Question
« Reply #16 on: April 19, 2009, 08:55:40 PM »
Done and Done! WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

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Re: Ok Random Question
« Reply #17 on: April 19, 2009, 09:53:48 PM »
In short, leave your resume and a list of references with Rad Tad and we'll get back to you in 7 to 14 business days.

I would post a link but the format keeps getting messed up when I convert it to HTML.


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Re: Ok Random Question
« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2009, 06:01:45 AM »
I did mine in blood so I dont need a format.

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Re: Ok Random Question
« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2009, 12:04:12 AM »
In short, leave your resume and a list of references with Rad Tad and we'll get back to you in 7 to 14 business days.

You guys cannot appreciate the amount of work I put into this gag.









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Re: Ok Random Question
« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2009, 12:10:26 AM »
wow... :-X

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Re: Ok Random Question
« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2009, 12:12:06 AM »
wow... :-X

Yeah, sorry about the double copied element, that's how I had to covert it to JPG.
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Re: Ok Random Question
« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2009, 12:44:43 AM »
....... wow just wow give him the job :P
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Re: Ok Random Question
« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2009, 02:40:45 AM »
but the real question is, what makes you special compared to the other phd holding/working on english majors? what real life experiances do you bring that makes your personality?

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Re: Ok Random Question
« Reply #24 on: April 21, 2009, 06:35:26 AM »
My resume:  :-[

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Re: Ok Random Question
« Reply #25 on: April 21, 2009, 07:52:28 AM »
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Re: Ok Random Question
« Reply #26 on: April 21, 2009, 02:06:47 PM »
I like that this thread has been taken over by the cult (or as I shall now refer to them as, the Wu-Tang Clan, or Lobsterheads).
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Re: Ok Random Question
« Reply #27 on: April 21, 2009, 02:08:38 PM »
Phd. in English? I have no need for a shoe salesman or an insurance salesman, but we'll call if we have need of your services.


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Re: Ok Random Question
« Reply #28 on: April 21, 2009, 02:29:16 PM »
There's also the problem that nobody writes chaos tomes in English. We probably should start the trend, it's about as complicated a language as you could ask for really.

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Re: Ok Random Question
« Reply #29 on: April 21, 2009, 03:19:59 PM »
Wu-Tang Clan, for the win, Aint nothing to fuck with 8)
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