The RPPR fan-fic

[Charlie72]

...Has not been written yet. And as rule 36 (I think) states "If you can't find it on the internet, it's your duty to put it there." I'm willing to write it, but there are a few things you know:

• It will a slash-fic
• I will not use spellcheck
• My main inspiration will be this guy.

Should I embark apon this unholy task?

[Z]

nope

[Joven]

Rule 34 is "If it exists, theres porn of it", rule 35 is if there isnt, then its your duty to make it.

As for that guy as your inspiration, its OK, but don't forget Hanz van Hozel.

Also, if your interested in even more inspiration (although really, why would you be) Distorted View Daily has a weekly segment called "Sextastic Tuesday" where the host will find horribly written, retarded and sometimes disgusting sex stories and read them for the pleasure(?) of his audience.  Such gems include cheerios coming alive and raping a girl, smurf porn, my little pony fanfic, transformers sex, and a time traveling evil james madison fucking professor Xavier.

Hell, when your done, send it to him and get some free publicity for RPPR lol.

[clockworkjoe]

RPPR AP episodes fanfic crossovers

Lady Gaga 2.0 and Major Lazer meet King Seamoss and Pontifex. And cast of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen 1988. They have adventures.

[beej]

You could always do a Pontifex/Omar Shkati slash fic.   No-one understand them...except each other.

[Salkovich]

You could always do a Pontifex/Omar Shkati slash fic.   No-one understand them...except each other.

C'mon, that would never work. Pontifex has standards.

[iceemaker]

Ross/Cody is my One True Pairing.

[Joven]

or RPPR goes to DragonCon and Cody and a Cool Rat cosplayer do the ol' Marriott Cock Squat

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[beowuuf]

Ross/Cody is my One True Pairing.

Ross/Cody Cody/RJ triangle

[Charlie72]

Okay, I did it. I did the deed. Before I post this, let me state that it was done ironically, and if you get off on this, seek help.

WARNING! DO NOT CLICK ON THE SPOILER BUTTON BELOW! THE RPPR CAST [spoiler]HAVING DEVIANT SEX[/spoiler] IS NOT SOMETHING THAT YOU WANT TO READ ABOUT! REALLY!!!
[spoiler]RPER
“hello, this is a teast. I’m a hansom stud” Ross Pateon said into the mic in his atrousous announcer vouice.”God dammit Ross, if you do the announcer voice one more time, I’m gonna stick my dick in in your mouth.
Ross and Tom and Cody and Jason and Cable where sitting around the table. They had not begon recodibing because ARon haden’t shown up yet. The reason aaron was late was because he got a sex change operation and now had a vagaina but didn’t thell the guy because they would make fun of him as always. He came in ad sat next to Jason. Cody had brote a camera to recorde the game for the next ransom pize. Rosss pressed the said in the announcer voice, “HI, this is Ross Peaton  and welcome too………………”
“That’s it!” yelled Tom and he riped off his pants and jumped on the table and stock his fat dick in Ross’s big mouth. But little didhe know , Ross had him right where he wanted him. Ross began to suck his dick. Tom did not want to get his dick sucked, he justed wanted to gross ross out and get him to shout his mout.But the sucking felt good and if he pulled out know ross would bite his dick off.Menawhile Cody was receding it whith the vid camera because Cody Wife found pic of boaut on his computeer and has given him he sex since and He thouth that some homorerotica  would rekindle his marger.Josan was not into it but Aaron was getting hot but if he materbaited he would not only revele his vagina but also he could ondo the stiching. He could no help himself and began to slick. Tom cam in Ross’e mouth and he guzzelde it down lick a Dew. Then Ross smiled,
“It’s now my turn”
Ross unzipped his pants and revaled he had THREE DICKS!!!!!!
Long ago ross was given two more dick by C’thullu because he was such a dick and now Ross could fuck a girl in the as and mouth and vag at the sane time.But this time they whre all pointed at tom’s ass.Tom  new he was in for a triple ass fucking. “Okay, but one thing , could you pot this on while you do it to me?” and then Tom pulled out a dragon caustome because Tom is a massive scailly and always wanted to be fucked by a dreagon. Ross though a fucj was a fuck so he put it on. He then ploned all three dick into Toms anus. Tom puked blood wich caused Jason to puke on Aaron and the puke go into the blood vagaina and got in the open stitches and gave Aaron Aids.
“You got throughup on my vag” Yelled Aron
“That souds like your problem” Ruturned Jason
Tom began to enjoi himself and rode Ross cowboy style and this cause one of the dieck to go into Toms small intestine and got burd by axid but it aw a good type of burn to Ross.
“THAT”S IT! RIDE THE DRAGON! RIDE THE DRAGON  TOM! RIDE THE DRAGON!” yell Codey , camra in hand.
Tom rode harder and harder and poop and more blood was coming out of is mouth.Then All three of Ross’s dick cam and shot out of Tom’s mouth and hit hit Cody’s lens and also Jason who trough up more and Aaron also came and squertid some blood.
Most of the gang went to the hospital , even Ross, who got the poop viruse that turns you into poop, but Cody went home and showed the tap to Copy’s wife and they did it. Also, I guess Cable went home and smoked some weed.[/spoiler]











My god, what have I done.

[Arje]

I spoilered that, for sanities' sake.

Do not under any circumstances open it up. I have warned you.

You are warned.

[Charlie72]

I spoilered that, for sanitie's sake.

Do not under any circumstances open it up. I have warned you.

You are warned.

I guess it says alot about how jaded I am that I posted that unspoilered.

[Zeriken]

I loled. Cody's line was the best part, imo.

[clockworkjoe]

[AmishNinja]

ahahahaa god damnit dude, I've met most of these people in RL. You suck.