More "awesome" infomercials. Remind me to murder the inventor of the
HeatSurge.
IT'S AN INFRARED SPACE HEATER. WHO GIVES A SHIT THAT IT'S MADE BY THE AMISH?
WHY ARE THE AMISH WORKING ON ELECTRONICS
THAT'S AGAINST THEIR RELIGION
HOLY SHIT IT'S GOT "ASIAN IMPORTED" "FIRELESS FLAME TECHNOLOGY (TM)."
OH AND A "COVETED" UL CERTIFICATION, MEANING IT WON'T BURN MY HOUSE DOWN IN AN ELECTRICAL FIRE. THANKS HEATSURGE. THANKS A LOT.
SWEET FUCKING TITS I CAN "GIVE MY FAMILY THE GIFT OF WARMTH" AND "ENVELOP MY BONES IN A COZY CLOUD OF SOOTHING HEAT."
WHAT'S THAT GODDAMN NUMBER