"11 Strange Questions from the D&D Sage Advice Column"

[Mckma]

Random link I found that was pretty amusing:

http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/12/16/weird-dd-questions-dungeons-dragons/

Some of these were quite funny...

[Moondog]

I always knew elves were wicked. Those soul-less, knife-eared monsters.

[SageNytell]

Question 8.
"I don't really want to answer this question now,"
Whew! Thank god. That could have gotten very cree-
"but since your letter is not the only one asking this question, I will say this much..."
AAAAAAAHHHHH 

[Fizban]

Question 9 -  and I thought the DM just got to choose the kind of pizza!

[Mckma]

On a similar note:

http://everything2.com/title/Humour%253A+D%2526D+Third+Edition

[Seejo Crux]

On a similar note:

http://everything2.com/title/Humour%253A+D%2526D+Third+Edition

Any system that addresses things like this becomes hopelessly convoluted. It also becomes a system with abilities like "Discriminatory Taste" and rules on sexual encounters.

Take the lesser of two evils, I say.

[Mckma]

Honestly, I found it more amusing that someone spent the time to pick out all these things.  Since at most you might stumble upon 1 or 2 of these in any given game (and common sense dictates what should actually happen)...

[Moondog]

I've used the 'sell a wall of iron' trick many times in my games.

[crash2455]

On a similar note:

http://everything2.com/title/Humour%253A+D%2526D+Third+Edition

When they mentioned the "Wish for a club singularity," I was surprised they didn't mention the "Peasant Railgun" or the "Locate City Bomb"