People you would fight

[rayner23]

After rewatching Fight Club, I got to thinking about people (and things) I would fight and I thought I would post it here.


Comic book creator - Joey Q. or Judd Winick

Historical Figure - General George Armstrong Custer

Actor - Hayden Christiansen

State - Tennessee

Fictional Character - Gumby

Comic book character - the guy from Kick-Ass.

National Park - Yosimite

Video Game Character - Duke Fucking Nukem

Video Game system - A whole army of Tiger Hand-Helds

Video Game Controller - Dreamcast Controller

Supermodel - Christie Brinkley

National Landmark - Giant Ball of String

Store - Spencer's and all the 14 year olds that go there.

Color - Teal

Candy bar - Payday

Wizard of Oz character - the goddamn Cowardly Lion

Disney Princess - Jasmine

Musician - Neil Diamond

Genre of Writing - Historical Fiction

Sports Star - Pete Rose

College Major - Construction Management or Technical writing

Sport - Curling

Dead Media Format - HD for being a pussy.

Band - Phish

Thing in the store - our Open Sign

Type of Furniture - an ottoman

Author - J.D. Salinger or Robert Jordan or R.A. Salvatore

Playwright - Tyler Perry

Poet - Robert Frost

Star Wars character - IG-88 . . . he is a giant trashcan/dildo with no arms

Mystical creature - the black mist from Lost

Astronaut - the third guy on the first mission to the moon. Not Neal Armstrong and not Buzz Aldrin . . . the other guy.

Cheap-ass candy - Circus peanuts

Restaurant - Chicago Gyros. with shitty service like that, they are asking for a fight.

Thing you put in your house (I think) - a sunroom

Toy Line - Go-bots

He-man character - Moss Man

Former President - Martin Van Buren

Random Person - anyone involved with the movie "Jumper"
 

[Setherick]

Astronaut - the third guy on the first mission to the moon. Not Neal Armstrong and not Buzz Aldrin . . . the other guy.

Without looking, I think the pilot was Shepherd.

[Dawnsteel]

Astronaut - the third guy on the first mission to the moon. Not Neal Armstrong and not Buzz Aldrin . . . the other guy.

Without looking, I think the pilot was Shepherd.

Also without looking, Michael Collins was the CM pilot.

[Maze]

I see you hate Hayden as much as I do.

[Setherick]

Astronaut - the third guy on the first mission to the moon. Not Neal Armstrong and not Buzz Aldrin . . . the other guy.

Without looking, I think the pilot was Shepherd.

Also without looking, Michael Collins was the CM pilot.

Was he on the first mission. Damn.

[dragonshaos]

Comic book creator - Stan Lee

Historical Figure -Thomas Edison

Actor - Drew Carry

State - Kentucky

Fictional Character - Chester Cheeto

National Park - Yosemite

Video Game Character - Any Generic Main JRPG Character

Video Game system - N-Gage, easy win

Video Game Controller - N64 Turbo Controller

National Landmark - Lincoln Memorial

Store - Anime Club, for selling bootlegs

Color - Purple

Candy bar - Reeses

Wizard of Oz character - A Munchkin

Disney Princess - Jasmine

Genre of Writing - Religion(ness)

College Major - English 50

Sport - Water Polo

Band - HIM

Type of Furniture - Throw Pillows

Author - Jack Chick

Poet - Edgar Allen Poe

Star Wars character - Luke Skywalker

Mystical creature - Unicorn

Cheap-ass candy - All of them

Restaurant - Applebee's

Thing you put in your house (I think) - Indoor Pool

Toy Line - Rubiks Cube

Former President - Gearge W Bush

Random Person - Adam Scot Loveless

[rayner23]

Some of my list I would fight for the sake of saying I did. Martin Van Buren and Kick-Ass are the two people I will fight for respect.

Actually, i guess that's about it.

[wrotenbe]

Comic book creator - Rob Liefeld

Historical Figure - Napoleon Bonaparte

Actor - Skeet Ulrich

State - Georgia

Fictional Character - Scrappy Do

Comic book Character - Saint of Killers

National Park - Great Smoky Mountains

Video Game Character - Pyramid Head

Video Game System - My first PS1 that overheated

Video Game Controller - Atari Jaguar

Supermodel - Cindy Crawford (circa 92)

National Landmark - Liberty Bell (here comes crack two, motherfucker)

Store - Abercrombie & Fitch

Color - Mauve

Candy Bar - 100 Grand

Wizard of Oz Character - The Lollipop Guild (all at once, I figure three munchkins against one man is fair)

Disney Princess - Belle

Musician - Thom Yorke

Genre of Writing - Self-Help

Sports Star - Wayne Gretzky

College Major - M.B.A.

Sport - Racquetball

Dead Media Format - Laserdisc

Band - The Mars Volta

Thing In The Store - Cash Register

Type of Furniture - End Table

Author - Larry Niven (met him at DragonCon in '96 and he was a total dick)

Playwright - Oscar Wilde

Poet - Emily Dickenson

Star Wars Character - Kit Fisto (that name just irks me)

Mystical Creature - G'mork, the wolf from The Neverending Story

Cosmonaut - Yuri Gagarin

Cheap-ass candy - Old Fashioned Cherry Sours

Restaurant - Ruby Tuesdays

Thing you put in your house (I think) - Doors, all of them

Toy Line - Transformers

He-man Character - Orco

Former President - Andrew Jackson

Random Person - Troy Duffy

[Boyos]

Historical Figure - General Hideki Tojo

Actor - Samual L Jackson

State - Florida

Fictional Character - Sponge Bob

Comic book character - Mr. Fantastic

Supermodel - Josie Maran

Color - Purple

Candy bar - Twix be a 2 on 1 fight!

Wizard of Oz character - Apple Tree

Disney Princess - Bell

Musician - Trent Reznor

Sports Star - OJ Simpson

Band - Metalica with cliff burton

Thing in the store - Cash Register

Type of Furniture - 3 Leg stand

Author - James Patterson

Star Wars character - Han Solo

Mystical creature - Mind Flayer

Astronaut - The Crazy Chick That went after her boyfirend and wore the adult dipers on the trip cus she didnt want to stop.

Cheap-ass candy - Candy Corn

Restaurant - Waffle House

Thing you put in your house (I think) - curtains

Toy Line - Bratz

He-man character - Man-At-Arms

Former President - Bill Clinton

Random Person - alskdfoiulkano lknowilfpst

[rayner23]

Fuck Rob Liefeld.

The Saint of Killers would be a sweet fight. No way to win, but sweet nonetheless.

Lastly, the wolf from Never-Ending story will fuck a bitch up.

[Maze]

Historical Figure - James Wolf

Actor - Chris Evans

Province - Alberta

Fictional Character - Alex (Clockwork Orange)

Comic book character - Daredevil

Video Game Character - Zhou Thai (I'd be so dead.)

Video Game system - Sega Master System

Video Game Controller - Wii Classic Controller

Supermodel - Buck Angel?

National Landmark - Olympic Stadium

Store - Additionelle

Color - Yellow

Candy bar - Most canadian candy bars I know = good. I'll fight the BBQ doritos anytime though, bring back sizzlin' something (or whatever)

Wizard of Oz character - Oz.

Disney Princess - Snow white. Get a tan, bitch.

Musician - Forrest Kline (Hellogoodbye)

Genre of Writing - English poetry (an oxymoron to me)

Sports Star - Vincent Lecavalier (Tampa Bay Lightning)

College Major - Most arts

Sport - Baseball

Dead Media Format - Beta

Band - Limp Biskit

Thing in the store - Open hours

Type of Furniture - Uncomfortable chairs

Author - Dan Brown

Star Wars character - Ackbar

Mystical creature - the sphinx

Astronaut - all of them at the same time in zero gravity

Cheap-ass candy - chocolate-covered raisins

Restaurant - Deux pierrots (a burnt club sandwich is never forgiven)

Thing you put in your house (I think) - my former roomate

Toy Line - Micro Machines

Former Prime-Minister - Pierre-Eliotte Trudeau

Random Person - Uwe Boll

[rayner23]

I should have put UWe on my list! That son of a bitch needs to get what's coming to him!

[Maze]

I should have put UWe on my list! That son of a bitch needs to get what's coming to him!

Nerds have tried and nerds have failed.
I can throw a mean punch or two though and would like to see him bleed out of every orifice of his body

[Tadanori Oyama]

Screen Writer: Paul Anderson

[Maze]

Definitely. FAST! He's working on Resident Evil 4. Maybe we can stop it!!!