Well, I guess I can post someone EVERYONE can feel good about beating up. Honestly, I don't even think Pontifex would bother killing this guy, that's what lowly adventurers are for.
Corditus, the Goblin Artillerist. More of an archetype than an actual character. This here is
Corditus, Goblin Artillerist Extraordinaire. His custom built Triple Barrel Blunderbuss is a masterpiece of goblin engineering, combining the most effective features of three different guns, mostly via tape, wrapped cloth and bits of steel.
http://artfulshrapnel.blogspot.com/2009/09/hulk-day-part-5-corditus.htmlOn an unrelated note:When Tiamat goes to sleep at night, it checks its closet for Pontifex.
Pontifex doesn't memorize spells, the magic just assembles itself out of fear.
Pontifex is the reason Waldo is hiding.
There is no such thing as evolution, just a list of animals Pontifex hasn't had time to kill.