SCUM SWARM TIER
NEWCOMER’S PACKET
DOGONAUTS: Waiting for it to be legal? Wait no more! It’s better than legal; nobody give’s a shit! Drugs and petals for rep…or if we think you need it.
BOYTOY: Need rep fast? Don’t mind life-threatening danger surrounded by oversexed girl-boys with enhanced reflexes and plasma torches? Run with boytoy! Salavage operations and killer parties! Feast on the bones of the breeders with us!
WE COME TO PROBE YOU!: Salvage-op for those who wish to be more. Build yourself better with the wreckage of the past.
VOID DIS: Long-range scanning equipment for all. Seek the mysteries of absence.
NATURE’S REJECTS: To all you newcomer hypercorp drones, come sleeve how the other half lives if you’re animal enough for it. We always have a good laugh when you fucks realize it’s better to be a pet with claws.
EAT-DRINK-FUCK: The EDF collective is officially discouraging all ego hunting activity aboard swarm using physical censor. We will not be privy to profiteering hypercorp ego slavery.
THOUGHTCRIME: Rep for scrap sorting. Synth sleeves recommended but not necessary.
BHALHA NA: You haven’t lived since you’ve bet on swarm cat, outsider. Come. Win rep on Fox Spirit.
JANE ERDOS: If any of our newcomers need medical attention, my lab is located on Stars and I’m happy to help.
SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS: Come see a show! Come be in a show! Also, sports and stuff, I guess…if you’re into that kind of thing. Schedule.
DR. MINDFUCK: I will cut your brain. It will be more beautiful, like Banzai trees or finished sculpture. I will then give then Banzai tree drugs so it sees it’s true self: a brain sculpture. Then I will nail a brain to it.
No, I will not make a different advertisement, assistant! The dictation has started and cannot be….
ANGRY PIRATE: Still trying to get our whole “explosive decompression” thing sorted out. So smart vacsuits on for you noobs, and stay close to the handrails
CC’D MESSAGES
SCUMKID664: I need to talk to you about our mutual friend. Find me.
ALICE CHU: Any and all hypercorp business is to be conducted thought the EDF consulate on The Stars Our Destination. Please let me help you navigate our diverse culture before any feelings get hurt..
KALBIA SINGH: Access to the autonomist network requires an immigration interview. Militia personnel are standing by.
AMRITA SHAK: I’ve finished that porn you wanted...the one with the BLIND-fold fetish thing. Light bondage…I’d never thought I’d go that vanilla again. Sorry if I fell asleep during, you fucking neo-Puritan.
MUSE NEWS
PRESTON
LLA/Comm-Sec: I know what you’re up to, Crowley. Just because I’m not jacked to the gills with nanotech or an animal doesn’t mean I’m stupid. I’ve got security camera feeds of vans matching the description of those used by technoprogressive terrorist in the Erato attack driving in and out of a mansion rented on your Experia mesh ID. I’ve got visitor records of your “tour” at Stiverson days before the attack. I’ve got forensic matches on brainscan ID pointing to your little AGI on no less than two corrupted systems, and that’s all I’ve found so far.
Your masters are protecting until you find more proof, but I find that little baby TITAN you call an assistant, he’ll give me everything I need. Turn yourself in before I lose the last scraps of my gratitude.
Experia: Urgent meeting requested. Show notes and contract negotiations are overdue. A beta-representative will be cast to the embassy closest your location at your request.
Abstinance-Only: We pirated your shitty show and saw you like gambling. Let’s see you play with the pros. LOSERS CLEAN THE ORGY-POD!
WuShang: If you are where I think you are, I’m calling in my favor, brother. Find a secure communicator and call me.
Jane Erdos: I don’t know what your angle is, but you don’t work for the people you think you work for. We can meet if you need help. Public places only.
BARTLEBY
The March Hare: Research facilities matching your interests in psychosurgery and nanotechnology can be found on The Stars Our Destination, Thoughtcrime, and The Rig.
The March Hare: Local mesh-site “The Lost Legacy” matches keywords in your ongoing search.
Dogonauts: Seriously?!!?! Are you THE Bartleby?! Dude, your simulspaces are FUCKED in such a good way. We’ve got to work with you. We’d consider it a big favor.
@tehI: Your password has expired. Please make a new password for PROX-E status.
@tehI: Resource Request for psychosurgery interrogation
@tehI: Resource Request for psychosurgical debrief
@tehI: Resource Request for non-fabbed materials. Details on secure link
@tehI: Resource Request for extra-legal schematics
SAIROC
<Dancing Arachnid>: <A mass interrogation and deletion warrant has been issued for all SAIROC model consciousness’s in LLA territory. HAVE A GREAT DAY!>
<Dancing Arachnid>: < Research facilities matching your interests in nanotechnology can be found on The Stars Our Destination, Thoughtcrime, and The Rig.
<Dancing Arachnid>: <Somebody calling himself Dr. Mindfuck is offering big rep for AGI minds to experiment on.>
Lena Andropov: Always interested in chatting with another Argonaut. Come see what we are working on ThoughtCrime.
GERARD
Lady Egran: Somebody on this mesh is using the same filter setting and mesh ID as your old squad-mate Federov. Didn’t he die in the Fall?
Lady Egran: There are full-contact combat sports available on Supercalifragilisticexpalidocious, just in case you feel like your other job isn’t stupidily risking your life enough.
Lady Egran: Militia seems to provide pretty good rep for full-time volunteers. Experience is required and there is some sort of vetting process. See Kalbia Singh on The Stars Our Destination.
Nature’s Rejects: Looking for painter’s to decorate Montezuma’s Revenge. Your muse said you’ve got some skill. You do zero-G, right?
FEIYUN:
Tenorio: Pardon the intrusion, but security footage reveals you to be sleeved quite beautifully. I can’t help but wonder what brute would damage such a beauty so horribly? Perhaps we could talk about it over dinner?
Kalbia Singh: What were you doing outside the swarm? You were not approved for extra-locational operations and you just got here! Debrief in my office NOW or I come find you.
Identity Protection: Can you confirm some rep purchases you’ve made recently?
Scumkid664: Me again. I think its time for another makover, girlfriend! Meet me there!
MAXWELL:
Cognite: Your employment is terminated for breech of contract effective immediately. You will be billed for company services as yet compensated by labor (55,634 credits). Violation of non-discloser agreements will be prosecuted.
LLA/Sec-sub-con: The people of Shackle have intelligence that Fall criminal Kaleheed Al-Rahmin will be farcasting to a local scum swarm. The price for confirmed ego retrieval of this bounty has increased to 165,000 credits this year.
Kalibia Singh: I don’t take kindly to corp assests wandering around our resources, especially unvetted ones. Come in and talk to me nice or I coordinate a censor squad on you movements at all times.