OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL

[Setherick]

Richelieu (115/1550)

2 HP Left

Richelieu smarts from the attack, but brandishes Torquemada his holy weapon in defiance.

"May Haggart guide my hand."

Richelieu swings Torquemada:

Rolling 1d20:

(12): Total = 12

[clockworkjoe]

The bug man launches another pummeling!

Rolling 1d20:

(10): Total = 10

Rolling 1d20:

(17): Total = 17

[clockworkjoe]

The Fall of Richileieu

After receiving Rolling 1d4+1:

(2)+1: Total = 3

damage, the cleric collapses, bloodied and unconscious. Winthrop calls out to him...what, what's happening? I'm a barrel, I can't see very well.

FATALITY

[Setherick]

Character Number 2 Time

STR
Rolling 3d6:

(1+5+3): Total = 9

DEX
Rolling 3d6:

(2+1+6): Total = 9

CON
Rolling 3d6:

(1+2+3): Total = 6

WIS
Rolling 3d6:

(1+6+4): Total = 11

INT
Rolling 3d6:

(3+6+4): Total = 13

CHA
Rolling 3d6:

(2+1+5): Total = 8

[clockworkjoe]

SPECIAL NOTICE: I AM USING OSRIC AS A REFERENCE MANUAL http://www.knights-n-knaves.com/osric/

[Tadanori Oyama]

Shakespeare feels stupid for thinking that would work. Plan B. Big rat is probably worth more than small ones.

Shakespeare tries to feed Rick Aviles the rat poison.

[Tadanori Oyama]

Rolling 1d20:

(7): Total = 7

[clockworkjoe]

Shakespeare fails in his attack. Good hustle though!

Redcap and Elsie can now act.

[Setherick]

In the days obits:

The Church of Haggart with great sorrow wishes to announce the passing of Cleric Richelieu whose great exploits in the dungeon will remain hushed dinner conversation for at least the next one or two hours while diners attempt to figure out why the Church has bothered to spend so much money in taking up a full page spread to elucidate Richelieu's deeds. Richelieu was a great converter of orcs, having bested one Jerry Falwell in battle instead of killing Falwell straight out, Richelieu converted him to the great adventuring Church of Haggart and the two set out for riches. Unfortunately, as with so many adherents to the Church, neither Richelieu nor Falwell live to this day. Richelieu was also a great befriender of magical talking barrels. His adventurous deeds will surely be missed as he will not get to enrich great Haggart by making himself rich. If anyone should want to join the Church and follow in Richelieu's footsteps, please send a small pittance to Grand Priest Pat Buchanan at 123 Golden Elect Way.

Hairy Fapper

Memorized spell: Magic Missile

Hairy Fapper wakes up at the inn and wanders down stairs looking for adventure.

[clockworkjoe]

Hairy sees the nobleman, merchants and artisans talking and drinking. There is some kind of commotion outside the inn.

[Setherick]

Hairy Fapper

Hairy checks his pockets to see if he has any coin left, deciding whether or not he'll stay in the inn or check out the commotion.

Pocket Check
Rolling 1d20:

(14): Total = 14

[clockworkjoe]

He has 10 gold coins.

[Setherick]

Hairy Fapper (100/2400)

Hairy slides up to the bar and orders a non-alcoholic drink because his poor constitution cannot take intoxicating beverages. He looks over the people in the inn before walking up to a group of merchants.

"Hello good sirs, would one of you have some sort of work for a man of my caliber to perform? Perhaps a great quest of pushing papers in a land of cubicles?"

Shmooze Check
Rolling 1d20:

(7): Total = 7

[clockworkjoe]

The inn patrons sigh. "We only two quests right now. The first is to set the rat traps but someone already took that quest. The other quest is to reset the dungeon. There's a lever behind the portal to hell. Pull it and the dungeon resets in a new configuration."

[kiki]

Elsie

Elsie wheels her chair behind Shakespear in order to gain a better aim and wheels her chair dirrectly at Shakespear. Note I am trying to knock him over to get the rat posion away from him.

She shouts " Anyone messing with those who are gimps and cripples messes with me!"


Attack with chair bludgeon
Rolling 1d20:

(12): Total = 12