OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL

[Sean-o-tron]

Iresdold

fuck.  GODDAMMIT CAT WHY DON'T MY BOOTS INSTILL FEAR IN YOU.

Initiative: Rolling 1d20-2:

(14)-2: Total = 12

[Tadanori Oyama]

Shakespeare rolls
Rolling 1d20:

(11): Total = 11

[clockworkjoe]

Lord Omnicron goes first and begins casting Commune to ask his dad for some cash to pay the bar tab.

The female barbarian goes next and attacks the nearest target, the mysterious cloaked stranger!

Rolling 1d20:

(10): Total = 10

[clockworkjoe]

And she hits!

Rolling 1d18+15:

(2)+15: Total = 17

[clockworkjoe]

The mysterious cloaked stranger explodes in a burst of gore and viscera! He's totally dead and shit. 

IT IS NOW Iresdold's TURN

GO GOG OGO

[Sean-o-tron]

Iresdold

Iresdold flips shit and makes with the stabby stab at the female barbarian, crying a mighty "ASDLKFJHASDLFKJH"

Rolling 1d20+1:

(19)+1: Total = 20

[clockworkjoe]

That totally hits! A long sword does 1d8 damage. ROLL FOR IT

[Sean-o-tron]

fffffffffffff-

<img src="http://slangdesign.com/forums/Themes/default/images/dice.gif" alt="" />Rolling 1d8: <div style="background-color: #919191;">(2): Total = 2 </div>

{Sean-o-tron rolled a 20 so that damage should be double. Woot. 4 points. For some reason, I went to hit quote and hit modify me. Silly moderator buttons.}

[Setherick]

Richelieu

Meanwhile, back in the dungeon.

"Is not stealing, even if it is from an atheist, still stealing? If you were of our religion, you would respect the property rights of others despite race, sex, ethnicity, or creed."

Richelieu turns to Jerry Falwell, "This man is a true nonbeliever. Shall we convert him?"

[Maze]

Pakos
I run north with the pie!

Sounds like a 21rst century way of thinking to me

[Setherick]

Sounds like a 21rst century way of thinking to me

My holy weapon is named after a 16C Spanish Inquisitor, my character is named after a 17C French aristocrat, my orcish friend is named after a 20C evangelical, and my religious philosophy is based on 21C ministry of prosperity doctrine---if you want to get technical about it.

[Maze]

No, I'm fine with it. I just noticed that in a lot of D&D games, religions are approached by players in a very open-minded kind of way. Rarely have I seen players act like real bigots. But I've no qualms with you. Keep on rolling them dices.

[Setherick]

No, I'm fine with it. I just noticed that in a lot of D&D games, religions are approached by players in a very open-minded kind of way. Rarely have I seen players act like real bigots. But I've no qualms with you. Keep on rolling them dices.

You haven't been in many games with me then. Once I choose a character archetype, I tend to stick to it. No pussyfooting for me. Ask Ross for details...

[Setherick]

Richelieu

Watches the thief run "north" (I'm hoping that's smack into a wall) and places a hand on Jerry Falwell's arm, "Let's not follow him. He would make a poor convert. I will buy you a new pie once we are out of this dungeon. Shall we look for an exit?"

[clockworkjoe]

RANDOM DUNGEON ROOM GENERATION TIME

Rolling 1d20:

(6): Total = 6

Also, there are two exists in room 1. To the north, where Pakos went and to the south which leads to the village. Of course that is not counting potential secret doors.