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Once upon a time...
« Reply #45 on: July 18, 2010, 06:58:52 PM »
I found this story through fanfiction.net, and really wish I hadn't.
Just...my god.
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Far, far away in a galaxy past the biggest dark hole laid Planet Z.

It was a volcano-like place where only about 300 people lived.

On that very planet a boy and his friends, which names were Wilson, House, Rogue, and Sunny, had no idea that they were going to save Planet Z.

It was when each of them were 19 years old and it was 9016.

The time was 20:00 army time. Wilson and House went

to the armory.

They saw a Golden Plat Blaster 3000 for $300.

Wilson knew he was buying it when he had enough money. House saw a crystal rifle.

"300 shots per second" said House.

"I know" said Wilson.

They looked around. No one was there. House looked out the window. Wilson and House gasped. There was a giant army of monster creatures from the volcanoes. Wilson called the monkey academy.

The monkeys' names were : Doug, Cole, Camden, and Ethan Wilson and House took the weapons and started loading.

Meanwhile, Rouge and Sunny were at the hair salon. They heard the noise. They ran all the way to the armory. They all thought how the monsters could be destroyed. Wilson ran to his plane. A green monster came. Volcanoes blew up and shot fire everywhere, turning the monster into ash.

Wilson thought it was over. Then from the lava came a huge Barlog!(from Lord ofthe Rings!) It carelessly swung its sword back and forth. Wilson took his jetpack and flew off.

The monster was amused that Wilson looiked like an ant. Wilson fired a squirt of water at it.

The Barlog Exploded. Wilson won. It was finally over.

A HUGE BARLOG!

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Re: RPPR Fanfic readings
« Reply #46 on: July 21, 2010, 07:45:47 PM »
ROSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: RPPR Fanfic readings
« Reply #47 on: November 10, 2010, 02:24:25 PM »
I would pay a lot of money to hear Cody read this: http://questionablecontent.net/spacewizards.html
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Re: RPPR Fanfic readings
« Reply #48 on: November 10, 2010, 02:56:06 PM »
Personally, I think everyone of the regulars needs to read a fanfic with that creepy voice modulator Cody used. 
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Re: RPPR Fanfic readings
« Reply #49 on: November 10, 2010, 03:01:02 PM »
How likely is it you will be continuing the "My Immortal" reading, Cody?

If more people want to hear it and if Ross wants to keep doing it, then I am more than happy to continue the story. It's all for the fans and if they want more, we will give them more.

For how old that post was, I just listend to the my immortal reading the other day. YOU MUST CONTINUE

There are 44 Chapters for you to take advantage of.

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Re: RPPR Fanfic readings
« Reply #50 on: November 10, 2010, 05:07:34 PM »
That story has 44 chapters?!  Would a mass of that much terrible writing implode and trigger a literary black hole and consume letters that pass too close to it?
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Re: RPPR Fanfic readings
« Reply #51 on: November 10, 2010, 05:16:32 PM »
That story has 44 chapters?!  Would a mass of that much terrible writing implode and trigger a literary black hole and consume letters that pass too close to it?

It would if it were not intentional after reading into the 23rd chapter or should i say

da 23st chapta idz obinious shz uh trol

but a damn dedicated one.
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Re: RPPR Fanfic readings
« Reply #52 on: November 10, 2010, 06:05:19 PM »
Fixed this.

That story has 44 chapters?!  Would a mass of that much terrible writing implode and trigger a literary black hole and consume letters that pass too close to it?

It would if it were not intentional after reading into the 23rd chapter or should i say

*Puts on Glasses*

da 23st chapta idz obinious shz uh trol

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Re: RPPR Fanfic readings
« Reply #53 on: November 10, 2010, 11:04:19 PM »
I would pay a lot of money to hear Cody read this: http://questionablecontent.net/spacewizards.html

Money eh? I need money!

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Re: RPPR Fanfic readings
« Reply #54 on: December 21, 2010, 06:49:15 AM »