This list looks very obsessive compulsive. Kind of creepy. I could just imagine some tall figure in tattered clothing clenching a blood stained version of this list and eying anyone who comes close while muttering phrases like "unclean filth must die". Hm.
What's creepier was the fact it was TAPED TO THE WALL for 20 YEARS! If I wouldn't have moved my computer desk out of sheer annoyance of how terrible our office computer is, it probably would have been there another 20.
It was waiting for you to discover it.
It's trying to return to it's master and cover all the lands in darkness.
Keep it secret.
Keep it safe.
One List to rule them all, One List to find them,
One List to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
Three Inventory Listings where forged for Accounting, the wisest of all departments.
Seven Potluck Sign Ups where distributed among the Cubicles, the sturdy foundation of the office.
And Nine Administrative Memos for the Middle Managers, who above all else, desired power.