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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2010, 07:04:19 AM »
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I can't wait for that Actual Play.

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2010, 08:33:21 AM »
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I can't wait for that Actual Play.

"Hi, this is Ross Peyton with Roleplaying Public Radio. Joining me today are Cody, Dan, Bill, Tom, and Cyndi the Prostitute!"

LOL! I just read that with Ross' announcer voice in my head!
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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2010, 02:48:30 PM »
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I can't wait for that Actual Play.

"Hi, this is Ross Peyton with Roleplaying Public Radio. Joining me today are Cody, Dan, Bill, Tom, and Cyndi the Prostitute!"

LOL! I just read that with Ross' announcer voice in my head!
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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #18 on: February 26, 2010, 02:51:13 PM »
I actually chatted with a whore today who was willing to game with us, but she requires $150 (a $50 discount due to no sex!). Also, we have to go through age verification which means we have to give out a credit card number which I am not wanting to do. Call me paranoid, but I just don't trust anyone.

On the plus side, she was willing to play a half-elf druid if I would roll it up for her.
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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #19 on: February 26, 2010, 03:12:51 PM »
I actually chatted with a whore today who was willing to game with us, but she requires $150 (a $50 discount due to no sex!). Also, we have to go through age verification which means we have to give out a credit card number which I am not wanting to do. Call me paranoid, but I just don't trust anyone.

On the plus side, she was willing to play a half-elf druid if I would roll it up for her.

Bummer, maybe you'll just have to take a stroll in "that part of town."

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #20 on: February 26, 2010, 03:14:01 PM »

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #21 on: February 26, 2010, 04:10:49 PM »


He's so mad that his eyes are eating his glasses.

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #22 on: February 26, 2010, 10:45:32 PM »
I actually chatted with a whore today who was willing to game with us, but she requires $150 (a $50 discount due to no sex!). Also, we have to go through age verification which means we have to give out a credit card number which I am not wanting to do. Call me paranoid, but I just don't trust anyone.

On the plus side, she was willing to play a half-elf druid if I would roll it up for her.

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #23 on: February 28, 2010, 03:02:23 AM »
I actually chatted with a whore today who was willing to game with us, but she requires $150 (a $50 discount due to no sex!). Also, we have to go through age verification which means we have to give out a credit card number which I am not wanting to do. Call me paranoid, but I just don't trust anyone.

On the plus side, she was willing to play a half-elf druid if I would roll it up for her.

So is the whore we're speaking of one of the species inhabiting Commercial Street, or have those all gone extinct by this point in time?
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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #24 on: February 28, 2010, 04:41:45 AM »
I actually chatted with a whore today who was willing to game with us, but she requires $150 (a $50 discount due to no sex!). Also, we have to go through age verification which means we have to give out a credit card number which I am not wanting to do. Call me paranoid, but I just don't trust anyone.

On the plus side, she was willing to play a half-elf druid if I would roll it up for her.

So is the whore we're speaking of one of the species inhabiting Commercial Street, or have those all gone extinct by this point in time?

Last I heard theres a few still out there from the local PD, One that searches near the Sonic she will give you head if you buy her 2 Coney dogs.

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #25 on: February 28, 2010, 12:31:03 PM »
Wait a second, how does you giving your credit card can help in a age verification? I don't know about the states, but my credit card doesn't give my age and my bank covering it isn't allowed to disclose that information. What can she possibly do with your credit card beside scam you?

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #26 on: February 28, 2010, 01:34:05 PM »
Wait a second, how does you giving your credit card can help in a age verification? I don't know about the states, but my credit card doesn't give my age and my bank covering it isn't allowed to disclose that information. What can she possibly do with your credit card beside scam you?

You nailed it. Porn sites that ask for CCs as a way of verifying age are scams.
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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #27 on: February 28, 2010, 03:34:02 PM »
Wait a second, how does you giving your credit card can help in a age verification? I don't know about the states, but my credit card doesn't give my age and my bank covering it isn't allowed to disclose that information. What can she possibly do with your credit card beside scam you?

You nailed it. Porn sites that ask for CCs as a way of verifying age are scams.

And that's why I only go for free porn.
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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #28 on: February 28, 2010, 03:55:22 PM »
Ah... and people stigmatized Jack the Ripper.

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #29 on: February 28, 2010, 04:28:53 PM »
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