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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #60 on: March 20, 2010, 10:56:10 PM »
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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #61 on: March 21, 2010, 10:11:11 PM »
I kind of want the whore to be professional just to add to the authenticity of it all.

I'm from Alaska. About Fifty miles south of Ankorage there's a little fishing town, maybe you've heard of it, it's called fuck your momma.

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #62 on: March 22, 2010, 12:22:30 PM »
I kind of want the whore to be professional just to add to the authenticity of it all.

Than you need to learn the Tiger Woods lesson: you have to pay for professionalism or things will get out of your control.

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #63 on: March 22, 2010, 07:06:10 PM »
No no no. If you are a professional you get lots of pussy. That's the TW lesson. 

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #64 on: March 22, 2010, 07:15:10 PM »
No no no. If you are a professional you get lots of pussy. That's the TW lesson. 

Yes, but then the lots of pussy rats you out to your wife and the press because it got emotional. There really was a piece out this on NPR a few months back. The consultant they had in studio talked about how "smart" celerbrites who want to cheap make sure they hire "escorts" and higher cost pussy because there's a professional code of 'ethics' that goes along with the job.

At the lower levels you don't have that and people get emotional, which leads to you standing like a dim wit on ESPN apologising endlessly over and over to everybody and your former buddies taking away your shoes because you've been revealed for the fraud that you are.

Happens all the time.

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #65 on: March 23, 2010, 02:56:47 AM »
*Cut to Camera #3, Anchor turns head 60° right*

In related news, the makers of Playing D&D With Pornstars, in association with The Escapist, bring you their further adventures, vlogged:

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Sources close to the creators have stated the second episode is set to be much improved, and at least a little fucking coherent, dammit.

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #66 on: March 23, 2010, 03:31:32 AM »
"And now an announcement from the National Apple Association:
'FUCK PEARS.'"

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #67 on: March 23, 2010, 03:54:48 AM »
*Cut to Camera #3, Anchor turns head 60° right*

In related news, the makers of Playing D&D With Pornstars, in association with The Escapist, bring you their further adventures, vlogged:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/i-hit-it-with-my-axe/1533-Episode-One-Meet-the-Party

Sources close to the creators have stated the second episode is set to be much improved, and at least a little fucking coherent, dammit.

And now, a word from our sponsors:

Pussyfarts.

*Cut to commercial*

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #68 on: March 23, 2010, 02:48:08 PM »
is it a dream or a nightmare.... Im not sure yet!

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #69 on: March 26, 2010, 01:55:51 PM »
Conversations with whores are not usually that interesting...

And I guarantee, every single last one of them has a couple of STDs.

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #70 on: March 26, 2010, 07:13:16 PM »
as long as its not dragon syphilis or vorpral gangrene, they will be happy.

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #71 on: March 26, 2010, 07:14:26 PM »
as long as its not dragon syphilis or vorpral gangrene, they will be happy.

Well, not dead maybe but I wouldn't say happy exactly.

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #72 on: March 27, 2010, 01:54:34 AM »
Holy shit. Sasha Grey, Mandy Morbid? Last I saw those two they were in a shower together.

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #73 on: March 27, 2010, 10:02:43 AM »
Holy shit. Sasha Grey, Mandy Morbid? Last I saw those two they were in a shower together.

Where! I mean...ugh...cards on the table now.

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #74 on: March 27, 2010, 03:10:27 PM »
Holy shit. Sasha Grey, Mandy Morbid? Last I saw those two they were in a shower together.

DING DING DING, somone watches his porn! haha! Mandy morbids blog is depressing! but great shots on there.