Tom's Letters

[Tadanori Oyama]

As per Ross's request, I am informing Tom Church that I am disappointed in him for his lack of a letter for the last several episodes.

However, the exerts which Ross has selected to read instead have been very entertaining so no harm done. Yet.

[Kroack]

We luv u tom!

[Setherick]

Tom's most recent secretary has been admitted to a psych ward. You see, Tom cannot type his own letters because his arms are actually tentacles. It's a terrible, terrible affliction that Tom loves very dearly. However, when your secretary, that types your letters, loses a minimum of 1d6 SAN each time she looks at you, you go through a number of secretaries.

[Kroack]

The fact that each secretary is also randomly generated must be fucking annoying as well.

[Setherick]

The fact that each secretary is also randomly generated must be fucking annoying as well.

Well, if you count craigslist as a random secretary generator, then yes.

[Kroack]

Exactly.

[Boyos]

I frankly fully understand why he has not posted a letter and forgive him, we all should understand getting all 1000 points in mass effect 2 would take lots of time, on top of that I assume he got the extra points from the DLC. So that being said I expect his next letter to be amazing and I fully undstand his lack of the last 2.

[beowuuf]

Remember, every donation of offering to sacrifice neighbourhood kids to ghouls, or offering to become a ghoul and do the ghoulish deed yourself counts. Please given generously of your time, annoying brats and digestive tract so we can have more bile-filled letters.

[Kroack]

I frankly fully understand why he has not posted a letter and forgive him, we all should understand getting all 1000 points in mass effect 2 would take lots of time, on top of that I assume he got the extra points from the DLC. So that being said I expect his next letter to be amazing and I fully undstand his lack of the last 2.

It better shatter our mortal minds with its awesomeness

[Boyos]

Judgeing by the fact that your here posting so offten, Clealry you havent played it! Its will shatter your mind, ass and anything else you put infront of it if you played Mass Effect 1 and hated it, youll love Mass Effect 2, If you played Mass effect 1 and loved it, You'll play Mass Effect 2 and orgasam!

[Shallazar]

Listening to Ross is getting pretty old. I love Tom.
I tolerate Ross because he gives me great advice and fodder for games.

Tom inspires me almost as much as Pepsi inspires me, and that is something.

Dear Tom,

My knucklebabies miss their Papa, write a letter.

Sincerely,
Arthur

[Boyos]

Rolling 1d100:

(83): Total = 83

[Boyos]

Fuck I lost Rolling 1d20:

(18): Total = 18

San!

[Kroack]

<img src="http://slangdesign.com/forums/Themes/default/images/dice.gif" alt="" />Rolling 1d100: <div style="background-color: #919191;">(83): Total = 83 </div>

Fuck I lost <img src="http://slangdesign.com/forums/Themes/default/images/dice.gif" alt="" />Rolling 1d20: <div style="background-color: #919191;">(18): Total = 18 </div> San!

 

[Tadanori Oyama]

Perhaps this will answer the question marks floating over your frowny face.

Tom's most recent secretary has been admitted to a psych ward. You see, Tom cannot type his own letters because his arms are actually tentacles. It's a terrible, terrible affliction that Tom loves very dearly. However, when your secretary, that types your letters, loses a minimum of 1d6 SAN each time she looks at you, you go through a number of secretaries.